thats why the beef part is mostly dirt rightnow

You sir, are a fucking idiot. Maybe you should think things through a little better before you post and sound like an ignorant prick. Beef grows on stalks, much like corn. Beef doesn't grow on a tree. You're thinking of pork trees, which grow from bacon sprouts. Do you even farm?

Are you stuck in the 1950's, or just one of those "all natural" faggots? Yes, in the wild beef grows on stalks. But thanks to a little thing called modern fucking technology, we've been able to add a few harmless chemicals to the stalks to strengthen them, thus producing more plump and delicious beef. The stalks now more closely resemble trees because of this, you damn hippie.

Are you fucking kidding me? Pork grows UNDER the ground...
Do you even Farmville?

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>Obviously not understanding