I lol'd.. . It was my freshman year in college and my boyfriend and I decided to do the dirty. He was experienced, wore protection, treated me nice. Sex was goo
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It was my freshman year in college and my boyfriend and I decided to do the dirty. He was experienced, wore
protection, treated me nice. Sex was good. (Hymen had been taken care of YEARS ago. Soccer. Horseback riding.)
I decided that if I wanted to keep on riding the pony, that I needed to get some birth central. I knew plenty of
friends that had already started going to the gynecologist, and they told me that sexually active or not, you should
go when you turn .
Greate Fm . HI have my mom set up an appointment for me, say Its just because Fm 15 and I wanted to be
healthy.
Of course,, my mom Is not stupid. lam not a / healthy person, and what girl ‘volunteers to have a stranger
stick a cold metal rod up their hoohah?
Me: “So Mom,, my friends told me that Fm supposed to go to my first gyno ‘visit when Uturn . So, though I don* t
want to, I guess we should set up an appointment?”
Mom: “You had sex."
Mom: “You had sex. HI set up the appointment for Thanksgiving break. Do your homework. I wont tell Dad."
Me: “No, I really didn* t... uh. Okay. Thanks Mom. I you.”
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at Cal ; 744 pow: 4 hours ago
mansour mom took It far better than my mom did. Jesus.
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at Cal walker 1013 hours ago
mansour mom took It just fine, Trebek
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Submitted: 11/19/2012
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User avatar #4 - jizzmonster (11/20/2012) [-]
thats ******* hilarious. Too bad not many people get the joke.
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