Hitler

Gimli: "It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for dwarf men"
Aragorn: "It's the beards"

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#24 to #23 - auraguardian (11/19/2012) [-]

i didn't mean beards

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#28 to #24 - anonymoose (11/19/2012) [-]

Well, I have seen a lot of dwarf porn and the women usually are shaved.

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#44 to #13 - chazilla (11/19/2012) [-]

-30

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#40 to #18 - vampireinarm (11/19/2012) [-]

and now ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, an idiot.

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#77 to #40 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

Might you tell me what he said?

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#85 to #77 - vampireinarm (11/20/2012) [-]

something along the lines of beards being shit.

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#48 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/19/2012) [+] (19 replies)

The more I learn about Hitler, the more I realize he was a great leader and was doing what he could for the greater good of Germany.

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#49 to #48 - byposted (11/19/2012) [-]

Soap and lampshades

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#56 to #48 - theo is awsome (11/19/2012) [-]

+ he ordered death on a bunch of jews

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#60 to #56 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/19/2012) [-]

Spanish people enslaved and killed most of the native population in Puerto Rico. They celebrate THAT though.

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#61 to #60 - theo is awsome (11/19/2012) [-]

i am always learning new things
*gif unrelated

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#100 to #60 - specialops (11/20/2012) [-]

no sir, i am puerto rican, and we celebrate the discovery of puerto rico, of christopher columbus ariving, and that was today in 1492

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#107 to #100 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/22/2012) [-]

I'm puerto Rican too. I'm not saying WE celebrate it but other people do.

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#62 to #60 - riefenstahl (11/19/2012) [-]

Oh but nevermind, we also love doing that with our own population, it's just some weird way of showing love to each other I gues...

*sigh*

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#64 to #48 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

Fun fact of the day: Hitler saved his family's physician who was a jew, under which Hitler's mum died of breast cancer.

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#29 - Lambda ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]

Acquire bowler hat.
You are now Charlie Chaplin.

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#27 - socrat (11/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)

** No Shave November** .. where you at now?

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#42 to #27 - randomarsehole (11/19/2012) [-]

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#45 to #42 - thebored (11/19/2012) [-]

I hope to fucking god thats a joke

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#46 to #42 - rzone (11/19/2012) [-]

Not a neckbeard at least.

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#89 to #42 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

Woah, keep the picture in the folder you ugly bastard. We don't wanna see that.

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#95 to #42 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

Ladies, please, contain thy orgasms.

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#31 to #27 - sheperdofthestars (11/19/2012) [-]

Am I doing it right?

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#36 to #31 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]

technically yes

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#30 to #27 - secretdestroyers (11/19/2012) [-]

This is me so far. That is a nice goatee you're rocking there!

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#51 to #27 - ghustla (11/19/2012) [-]

inb4 nigger

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#33 to #27 - commontroll (11/19/2012) [-]

My hair is mostly blonde, so it doesn't show on cameras very well... also, there's not that much.

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#47 to #39 - yomommabinshoppin (11/19/2012) [-]

forgive me for not knowing my history perfectly, but i thought hitler shot himself, i havent heard anything about cyanide

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#55 to #47 - datassman (11/19/2012) [-]

He put a cyanide pill in his mouth and swallowed as he pulled the trigger on the gun.

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#54 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

He did both to ensure death. Took cyanid, shot himself then asked his remaining nazi buddies to burn or in some way compleatly destroy the body so it could not be taken by the russians... who would probably do bad things to it.

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#53 - imalex (11/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)

semi-related

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#94 to #53 - citrusobsidian (11/20/2012) [-]

I find this gif absolutely adorable

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#104 to #94 - legodude (11/20/2012) [-]

So i'm not the only one who thinks that.

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#26 - qqqqqqqqq (11/19/2012) [-]

>dad grows a goatee
>sisters tells him it looks like a hitler stache
>" i'll show you "
>comes back with a legit hitler stache
>everybody laughs
>" YA VOL MEIN FUHRER!"
>actually looks good on him
>next morning goes out and runs some errands
>forgets about stache
>gets funny looks all throughout home depot
>cashier complements stache
>"oh shit"

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#50 - dovahkiinsteve (11/19/2012) [-]

Just say you went for the "Charlie Chaplin" look.

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#101 - anthonyh (11/20/2012) [-]

plug it into the wall or put new batteries in it

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#91 - avablaarghgargh (11/20/2012) [-]

But it's no shave november!

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#88 - hankhillofthe (11/20/2012) [-]

>Oh shit I gotta get to work right now!

>Better shave my big-ass beard!

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#105 to #70 - iaminfactawizard (11/20/2012) [-]

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#102 to #70 - Mesmus (11/20/2012) [-]

THE WHOLE JEWS ARE LOOKIN AT HURRRRRRRRRRRR

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#52 - colegaleener ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]

Mine works if you plug it in, kind of like a laptop

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#103 - deadmuerto (11/20/2012) [-]

electric toof brush dose dat two

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#87 - Pharonix (11/20/2012) [-]

Use a straight razor like man.

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#16 - localcatbarber (11/19/2012) [-]

Last time this was posted here, someone came up with a solution. Put on hat and suit, go for the full Chaplin look.

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#12 - ihavenoimagination (11/19/2012) [-]

Magnificent!

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#84 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #1671640 at MLP Brony Board **

Germans

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#99 to #84 - mrgamenerdreturns (11/20/2012) [-]

Needs to happen IRL

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#69 - danytheop (11/19/2012) [-]

Just use ductape. and glue.

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