Dayum girl.... . Resolved Question Show me another yr Masturbation question? please helm? on you guys just listen to what I have to say. I am really really conf
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Resolved Question Show me another yr
Masturbation question? please helm?
on you guys just listen to what I have to say. I am really really confused so a while
ago laas masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when atl of a
sudden my tag inst liked sucked it up It was like a t. -stature. and not inst a regular
vacuum it was like a hoover or a tween. You kn ow, the ones where the guy talks
about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my sag is a wash.
Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest ohm night trying to guest set that egg
but it some out
so the other day: was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! his my gitch! I
was too afraid intake it out people proobably though I was growing a pearl or
something. So I didn' t take it out of my underwear until I got home and the ***** was
herdy: roiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot is boiling water. It hardboiled an egg!
not danel So I put it in the fridge because I didn' t PM our what else to do. A couple
hours later. my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!
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Submitted: 11/19/2012
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#1 - pebar (11/19/2012) [-]
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#2 - chaoscustoms (11/19/2012) [-]
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#7 - finalkai (11/19/2012) [-]
totally fake.
#5 - whovianofawesome (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Who the 						****					 thinks of masturbating with an egg. I mean seriously. How would that even work?
Who the **** thinks of masturbating with an egg. I mean seriously. How would that even work?
#3 - fuckoutthewhey (11/19/2012) [-]
am i the only one that got a boner after reading that?
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