Serial masturbator

#61 to #60 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolled a random comment #246 posted by americans at All my want ** :

**americans rolls 089**

what I thought of your reply

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#62 to #61 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

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#211 to #13 - koobzacc (11/20/2012) [-]

AW SHIT

#20 to #13 - schmuxy (11/19/2012) [-]

His comment rating is about to explode...

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#43 to #20 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

Btw, you were right...

#50 to #43 - ninian (11/19/2012) [-]

Iunno man... Doesn't seem to flow your way t'day.

#54 to #50 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

Haha

#22 to #20 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

It's already exploding

#14 to #13 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

OMG

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#16 to #14 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

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#19 to #16 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

Those are my first trips... At least let me have that

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#21 to #19 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

I'll give you the world, if that is your wish.

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#23 to #21 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

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#25 to #23 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

**mrgreatreturns rolls 110**

If this fails...

and it will...

I will get thumbed down so hard my future children will lose the accounts they don't even have yet...

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#28 to #25 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

WELL FUCK YOU TOO, WHOMEVER MAY BE IN CHARGE OF ROLL VALUES.

#29 to #28 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 5** I'm sorry... If odd number, I will thumb up instead

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#30 to #29 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

#32 to #30 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

Just give it time... Soon enough your trips will have more green thumbs than the post itself!

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#257 to #13 - assymcfartson (11/20/2012) [-]

If anyone else thumbs this up...

#256 to #13 - huntress (11/20/2012) [-]

hue

#258 to #256 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

Like noone else pointed that out xD

#253 to #13 - taurusguy (11/20/2012) [-]

**taurusguy rolls 880** hoping for 999

#259 to #253 - jokersaysamuseme (11/20/2012) [-]

**jokersaysamuseme rolls 776**

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#260 to #259 - jokersaysamuseme (11/20/2012) [-]

#264 to #259 - drmedic (11/20/2012) [-]

That feel....

#254 to #253 - taurusguy (11/20/2012) [-]

Fucking fuck (im not an asshole so im not rolling again)

#250 to #13 - unnyjunkerf (11/20/2012) [-]

**unnyjunkerf rolls 351** sweet roll

#249 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

NOBODY THUM THIS UP MORE; IT*S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL :D

#248 to #13 - sheperdofthestars ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]

This. This is God-tier my friend. I'm so happy for you.

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#233 to #232 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

thumb it up if you want. Someone will make it 555 again, just wait and see ;) But thank you for your concern

#224 to #13 - sussninja (11/20/2012) [-]

Relevant?

#209 to #13 - awesomealexak (11/20/2012) [-]

Lets get it to 555 thumbs

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#176 to #13 - xxcerealbeastxx (11/19/2012) [-]

**xxcerealbeastxx rolls 303,850,980** take this bitch Watch the red come in when i dont get it

#179 to #176 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 221**

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#180 to #179 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

#181 to #179 - xxcerealbeastxx (11/19/2012) [-]

**xxcerealbeastxx rolls 264** you were close holy shit you are a god

#194 to #181 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 498** I'll try once more...

#172 to #13 - vod (11/19/2012) [-]

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#135 to #13 - josephd (11/19/2012) [-]

You're going to go far in life

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#41 to #13 - anonywolftroll (11/19/2012) [-]

Enjoy your Thumbs

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#42 to #41 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

I am thoroughly enjoying them thank you

#57 to #42 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

extra thumb for seinfeld picture

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#59 to #57 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

More thumbs?

#35 to #13 - erikths (11/19/2012) [-]

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#36 to #35 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

#63 to #35 - carelessinteractin (11/19/2012) [-]

**carelessinteractin rolls 085** it dosen't hurt to try.

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#64 to #63 - carelessinteractin (11/19/2012) [-]

*does

#17 to #13 - xiiichucklez (11/19/2012) [-]

FUKKEN WAT

#76 to #17 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

And here we see chucklez somewhere other than a board

#83 to #76 - xiiichucklez (11/19/2012) [-]

and now I return to the board

#85 to #83 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

>didn't post content

#92 to #85 - xiiichucklez (11/19/2012) [-]

THINKING about posting content. I still have to make it.

#122 to #92 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

NIGGER

#79 to #76 - xiiichucklez (11/19/2012) [-]

lel

Thinking about posting content. Watch for it.

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#225 to #13 - mcfc (11/20/2012) [-]

Roll 555 has 555 thumbs

#210 to #13 - potatotown (11/20/2012) [-]

WE ARE CLOSE

#132 to #13 - buthow (11/19/2012) [-]

**buthow rolls 2,058** must counter with quads

#140 to #132 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 42,464,692** Must counter counter with quad quads

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#251 to #13 - italiancoolguy (11/20/2012) [-]

some fucker thumbd you to 556 so i thumbed down

#252 to #251 - greenmurderer (11/20/2012) [-]

how nice of you

#229 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

Voted you up one, just to break stuff...

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#220 to #13 - oilyniller ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]

tripleception

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#221 to #220 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

People thumb it up and down to make it 555. I got comment #1 today

#216 to #13 - pimpinpenguin (11/20/2012) [-]

**pimpinpenguin rolls 793**

#215 to #13 - doofenschmirtz **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]

**doofenschmirtz rolls 226** 007

#217 to #215 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 067** oh what the heck, I'll join. 007

#218 to #217 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 213** 2/3 isn't that bad x)

#266 to #218 - doofenschmirtz **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]

that 1 looks pretty weird

#267 to #266 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

it was supposed to say 2 out of 3. I got 067, which has 0 and 7 but not the second 0.

2/3 numbers were correct. 2/3 does look like 213 though

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#212 to #13 - brewbs (11/20/2012) [-]

You're welcome.

#208 to #13 - polarispotato **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]

**polarispotato rolls 831** i want to give this a try

#34 to #13 - thegirlyoudespise (11/19/2012) [-]

**thegirlyoudespise rolls 680**

#226 to #13 - jammydodgers ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]

No one else thumb this shit up

#231 to #226 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

Sorry, I just got what you meant ;) Keep it at 555, just to make people jizz a little

#227 to #226 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

apparently alot of people do

#228 to #227 - weazr ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]

Im thumbing it back down at 555.

#230 to #228 - vexaton (11/20/2012) [-]

Yeah that's what people... Damn, I just got his comment. Yes, keep it at 555! I'm already at the number 1 comment spot

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#213 to #13 - brewbs (11/20/2012) [-]

trololol

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#75 to #10 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

I did this once
does it count?

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#80 to #78 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

>it's fake
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Average+rolls+in+the+pony+thread/DRpXGQE/245#245

#82 to #80 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

Allow me to express my deepest apologies sir rollsalot

#111 to #82 - killerliquid (11/19/2012) [-]

i got this number once
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killerliquid rolls 555,223,555
search the comments using search if you want to know if it was real

#84 to #82 - Sandisky (11/19/2012) [-]

It's alright, I understand

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#11 to #10 - mrgreatreturns (11/19/2012) [-]

You would be supremely disappointed.

#12 to #11 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]

**linkDrkguy rolls 845**

#73 to #12 - poeg (11/19/2012) [-]

**poeg rolls 731**

#153 to #73 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 426**

#158 to #153 - poeg (11/19/2012) [-]

**poeg rolls 815**

#202 to #158 - gibbygirl (11/20/2012) [-]

**gibbygirl rolls 296**

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#263 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 688**

#261 to #10 - gakgak (11/20/2012) [-]

**gakgak rolls 822**

#255 to #10 - littlemacsuba (11/20/2012) [-]

**littlemacsuba rolls 052**

#247 to #10 - HarryPlopper ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]

**HarryPlopper rolls 493**

#236 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 407**

#222 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 813**

#219 to #10 - intimeaux (11/20/2012) [-]

**intimeaux rolls 669**

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#197 to #10 - amuter (11/20/2012) [-]

**amuter rolls 097**

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#89 to #88 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 860** Same...

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#246 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 743**

#245 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 227**

#244 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 932**

#243 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 559**

#242 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 954**

#241 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 100**

#240 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 837**

#239 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 356**

#238 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 525**

#237 to #10 - hjgamer (11/20/2012) [-]

**hjgamer rolls 769**

#165 to #10 - rottingwhaleanus **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]

**rottingwhaleanus rolls 974** HAIL SATAN

#159 to #10 - skinless (11/19/2012) [-]

**skinless rolls 115** why not

#96 to #10 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]

**watermelonkittie rolls 082** Here goes nothing

#134 to #96 - vexaton (11/19/2012) [-]

**vexaton rolls 5,229** I'll try again...

#150 to #96 - twatmissile (11/19/2012) [-]

**twatmissile rolls 619** trips, check 'em

#39 to #10 - willycole (11/19/2012) [-]

**willycole rolls 546**

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#262 to #10 - gottakillthemall (11/20/2012) [-]

**gottakillthemall rolls 196,978,634**

at least i tried.
Kill me with your red thumbs

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#6 - thereisaguy (11/19/2012) [-]

>Freshman (and continued into Sophomore) year.
>Guy shits in sink every day before school.
>Never gets caught.
>That is the whole story.

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#5 - demandsgayversion (11/19/2012) [-]

>middle school
>throw lid to liquid soap dispenser in toilet after pooping, don't flush
>later in the day
>loud speaker announcement
>says someone pooped in the soap dispenser
>who the fuck put the lid back on?

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#98 - iron **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)

ops face when he gets caught in the girls bathroom and needs to tell his neighbors for the next 60 years he did it

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#48 - jcjohnson (11/19/2012) [-]

Sure fake jizz.

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#46 - Battledogg (11/19/2012) [+] (11 replies)

Could have so easily turned it around on her by asking how she knew it was jizz.

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#47 to #46 - ninian (11/19/2012) [-]

If you don't know how jizz looks, even if you're female, then you deserve to be a virgin loli girl in a hentai. Outside of that, nu-uh.

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#49 to #47 - Battledogg (11/19/2012) [-]

School is conservative. They wouldnt teach it, so where did she learn what it was?

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#53 to #49 - ninian (11/19/2012) [-]

Where everybody else learns it, of course.

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#56 to #53 - eliisfresh **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]

ninian stahp....

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#99 to #56 - ninian (11/19/2012) [-]

hue

#55 to #53 - Battledogg (11/19/2012) [-]

And thats where she would be caught. She /shouldnt/ know what it is, and cause she does, the school will consider her a whore forevermore. gg

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#103 to #55 - wakelessaltair (11/19/2012) [-]

Are.. Are you retarded? You dont have to be a whore to know what semen is, they teach what it is in Sex Ed. Not just that, but if you just watch T.V. you can get a decent idea of what it is

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#100 to #55 - ninian (11/19/2012) [-]

Silly you, just because she's conservative doesn't it mean she she shouldn't know what sex is. I mean, seriously. Look at the Irish.

#149 to #49 - dustypengwin ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]

Public school.

#138 to #47 - sparkletwy (11/19/2012) [-]

Virgin loli girl.. I like that kind of girls. WHY CAN'T THEY BE REAL!?

#214 to #138 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]

They are busy being vigoriously raped and murdered in my sick, perverse mind. Sorry :/

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#120 - skinless (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)

the investigation

#121 to #120 - skinless (11/19/2012) [-]

fuck the guy 2 post down did the same joke and i didn't notice

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#33 - alexxander (11/19/2012) [-]

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#45 - ninex (11/19/2012) [+] (9 replies)

How did he even make a fake jizz?

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#101 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]

Egg whites with a drop of bleach. The protein in the egg bleaches, making a milky white within the mixture. It looks like jizz, and tastes like that of an avid drinker.

Now you know.

#191 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2012) [-]

hand soap and lotion?

#166 to #45 - aceyes **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]

My school uses soap that looks 100% authentic to real jizz.
Great for throwing at freshmen.