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Minas not impressive, but
sbe about 6 years ago
7: -out partying in a park with a group of people
sget separated from the group whilst looking for berries
spretty fucking bent at this stage
sneed to piss
ssee blir toilet with a group of people just outside and one solitary girl hanging outside the mens diddling on her phone.
rreally need to piss!
homo powerplaying through the scrub, my whale front shirt layered in dirt from foraging, twigs in my hair etc
sbeast through this hedge of bushes about from the toilet
surpprised, she leoko up and smiles nervously
am too atoned to control my face - just keep walking with no expression
sshe shoots a glance one at her group which I bet felt a million miles away to her
otobm past her and as I am directly behind her my foot slips a little and I loudly skid on the concrete.
sshe lets out a halfassed burst of icream and spins around
skeep walking into toilet like nothing happened
spasming in toilet
shear her friends dome running one and muffled talking outside
stalk outside - group of like 25 people marl rig at me as I emerge, still zipping up my fly
skeep walking back the way I came, towards this wall of hedge.
stalk straight through it in one stride
shea" The. Fuck. Was that?"
shear them approaching the hedge
reprint ninja style deep into the taekwando and duck behind bunch of shrubs
my god, he' s gone"
MFIN teenagers in my tiity STILL tell the urban legend of the 'pocoyo vagrant‘ who hes at the park.