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Minas not impressive, but
sbe about 6 years ago
7: -out partying in a park with a group of people
sget separated from the group whilst looking for berries
spretty fucking bent at this stage
sneed to piss
ssee blir toilet with a group of people just outside and one solitary girl hanging outside the mens diddling on her phone.
rreally need to piss!
homo powerplaying through the scrub, my whale front shirt layered in dirt from foraging, twigs in my hair etc
sbeast through this hedge of bushes about from the toilet
surpprised, she leoko up and smiles nervously
am too atoned to control my face - just keep walking with no expression
sshe shoots a glance one at her group which I bet felt a million miles away to her
otobm past her and as I am directly behind her my foot slips a little and I loudly skid on the concrete.
sshe lets out a halfassed burst of icream and spins around
skeep walking into toilet like nothing happened
spasming in toilet
shear her friends dome running one and muffled talking outside
swinish pissing
stalk outside - group of like 25 people marl rig at me as I emerge, still zipping up my fly
skeep walking back the way I came, towards this wall of hedge.
stalk straight through it in one stride
shea" The. Fuck. Was that?"
shear them approaching the hedge
reprint ninja style deep into the taekwando and duck behind bunch of shrubs
my god, he' s gone"
MFIN teenagers in my tiity STILL tell the urban legend of the 'pocoyo vagrant‘ who hes at the park.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - arnoldbusk
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>surrounded by bushes
>must piss in toilet
User avatar #19 to #14 - naeoro
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He was high.
#10 - Deeticky
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Take your whore links somewhere else OP.
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#16 to #13 - poptartans
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#24 to #13 - themrawesome
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#20 - derlehrer
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(11/19/2012) [-]
I accidentally read the first line as "Be about 6 years old", so the rest of this post was much funnier.
#23 to #20 - matriculator
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Mfw I thought the same thing, and got to "I am... stoned" .
#1 - anon id: 918a09e9
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**** your description **** and get a ******* job.
#2 to #1 - lucianakira
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****, if only my job could be posting these links around the internet without a care as I do other things like eat cereal and drink coffee.
You know, living the life.
Yeah, that'd be sweet.
User avatar #8 - bothemastaofall
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(11/19/2012) [-]
"Not nearly as impressive"?
WTF was OP's?
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User avatar #6 - localcatbarber
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I read that he was 6 years old.
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#5 - shatt
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**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Don't joke with Super glue. ** wat
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User avatar #15 - thepalmtoptiger
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**** you and your adfly links. I hope you enjoy your 4 dollars or less for every 1000 unique visitors.
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