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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing trur usual
eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The T' shirt that normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, is turned to me and said
Softly, "You' got to mike luvs to me this visa? moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, TI am either still dreaming
Ctr this is going to be TY lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the torment, I embraced her andthen
Gave it TY all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her Toshiro still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer' s broken."
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