Kill it with fire

I feel like it's required to post this

I am deathly afraid of cockroaches. This picture made me squeal like a prepubescent 12 year old Asian schoolgirl.

Nope

> Friend brought tuna mayonnaise for her school lunch
> Forgot fork
> Eats with hands
> Sticky hands, licks them clean
> "Hey [my name], can I use your laptop for a second to check my emails?"
> "Well... Yeah, but... Could you maybe wash your hands first because of you just eating with your hands?"
> Insists she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, I just didn't notice
> She was sitting with me the whole time, I knew she hadn't
> Wouldn't let her on unless she went and washed her hands
> mfw instead of simply washing her hands, she thought she'd be a funny cunt by touching my laptop with her fingers that were still obviously mucked up from mayo and spit

MFW those dirty fingers on any of my controllers

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