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Vader: DAMMIT KIDS STOP MAKING OUT FOR JUST A SECOND TO HEAR MY STORY, GOD!
ted fucks yet another random bitch
he wakes up and walks into her lounge room where he sees her 2 kids
they ask who the fuck he is and why is he in their house
he then sits down and tells them how he fucked all those sluts before he met their mother
no one ever said ted was their father
he wakes up and walks into her lounge room where he sees her 2 kids
they ask who the fuck he is and why is he in their house
he then sits down and tells them how he fucked all those sluts before he met their mother
no one ever said ted was their father
So I met this princess when I was a little kid and were like 10 years apart right and I see her 10 years later and wanna sex her real bad and I make her go with it and I knock her up murder children and choke her to death when pregnant . And I wasn't present when you were born. And I've tried killing you my whole life. The end.
i still wonder why ted told his kids that one time in his life, he casually banged robin daily
also, it's nice to see how the characters have grown since 2005
if you look at the older episodes now, you can clearly see what they've come from, and how they got here we are now in the story
also, it's nice to see how the characters have grown since 2005
if you look at the older episodes now, you can clearly see what they've come from, and how they got here we are now in the story
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N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
then i force choked her till she burst into labor and died.