That fucking guy.

MFW my country is mentioned on Funnyjunk

Whenever my country is mentioned on FJ

did he spill something on his shirt?

That's called a shadow

ahh, so it is. Thanks mate

Haha no problem

I fucking hate ACA.

I too, despise ACA.
And Today Tonight.

Infact, fuck Channel 7 and Channel 9 in general.

Oh don't even get me started. I'm a journalist and these sad excuses for "reporting" make me want to attack my TV with a flamethrower.

Doesn't 9 have Underbelly though?

Wh...why is Steve Jobs in the background?

shh...

I love this guy

Nothing to really get, its just an Aussie PM scratching like a mad cunt.

Wow really?! I just found this on the internet and thought I'd post it :D

Yeah, one of my mates is the guy who did it haha. Might hunt it down on his facebook.

Inbox me his name and I'll dedz you and him in the desc?

I will if I can find it :P

It wouldn't let me reply to your last one, so, how did you get away?

scottish?

Australian.

Damn, always get them mixed up when they use 'mad'

Righty on mate, chuck another shrimp on the Barby !!!

Would absolutely love an aussie accent, scottish ones just sound so masculine and neddish.

Most of our accents aren't like Crocodile-dun-dee unlike in every single movie made about Australia .

I think they just sound like an English accent a bit, but 100x sexier. Everyone loves aussies.

You wouldn't say that if you lived in Australia. Haha

Australias actually the only place I want to visit or live when I'm older, the only thing that scares me is I'll probably always be within 5 feet of something that could end my life aha

So very true, almost got eaten by a drop bear the other day. Scary shit.

Oh boy. It's the little things you can't see that scare me. I was literally the only girl that wasn't scared of spiders in my family, obviously because they can't kill you in minutes here, but something like that could easily get into your house, I wouldn't know what to do :L

Drop bears are the size of your average rottweiler, fall from trees and land on your head, deadly creatures.

Whaaaat. I know it sounds harsh but, don't you have people to 'take care of them'

We can't, they are a terror, very hard to spot, and once you do it's to late.

Would you be able to kill them, or is that punishable?

People try, barely any come back alive.

Howard was a poor Prime Minister. His greatest 'achievement' was a short term solution that ended in a surplus.