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Choking the chicken. Tickle the pickle, not oc, don't ask how i found it.... plumer TEEH Masturbation Facts 'l?/ t' ' . Statists 'ii, 95% of men admit to mastur

Tickle the pickle, not oc, don't ask how i found it...

plumer TEEH
Masturbation Facts 'l?/ t' ' . Statists 'ii,
95% of men admit to masturbating, compared to 89% of women.
For married individuals, the rate is 70% for both men and women.
Fewer married Christian men (6 IX) admit to masturbating.
Only % consider the practice "normal,"
y Frequency: more than 40% of males and 22% of females admit to
masturbating daily, 55% of men and 48% of women masturbate
at: least one a week.
The average time a porno film is watched in a hotel room BO
is minutes. MIT
53% of women use vibrators when masturbating. Reported , INK:
of men have also used vibrators for solo masturbation.
Masturbation may be good for you. Studies suggest it may reduce /.l.. M l
the risk of prostate cancer in men, For women, cervical infections
might also be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. i ii)
Over 2. 5 million fleshlights have been sold worldwide.
Mare than 3% of people have accidentally been caught "
masturbating. 22. 6% of women have intentionally been
walked in on
30% of suicides by males between age and 20 are attributed
to auto erotic asphyxiation.
4 out of IO women prefer masturbation dyer sex.
7-. According to the Sumerians, who invented the first written Western
llij" i' language, ricer was created when the Mesopotamian
1“ god Enki masturbated, causing his ejaculate to flood the earth.
Male kangaroos have been known to give themselfes blow jobs,
Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as
dilda: -es.
At this very moment, WE". I SI Americans are masturebating.
That' s more people than the entire population .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - iregretthis
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And I'm one of them.
User avatar #12 to #9 - Sambenmaggie
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Now we just got to figure out who the other 797,149 people are.
User avatar #23 to #12 - wisdombranch
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1% are on FJ.

We are the 1%.
User avatar #40 to #12 - thehardcorechimp
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(11/19/2012) [-]
I am another one. Now we have to figure out 797,148 people
User avatar #115 to #40 - mahnamesjakers
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Make that 797,147.
User avatar #160 to #115 - brianhanerjr
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797,146
User avatar #165 to #160 - biggydy
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(11/19/2012) [-]
797,145
User avatar #166 to #165 - biggydy
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**** i forgot, i'm not from the USA.
User avatar #195 to #165 - mufffinkiller
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797,144
#16 to #9 - adunsaveme
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#33 - thefasrdog
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Enki's face when
#69 to #33 - onemoreaddictingam
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#191 - missjessicaparker
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#55 - lordbyronxiv
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(11/19/2012) [-]
mfw I'll never get prostate cancer.
mfw I'll never get prostate cancer.
#63 to #55 - xxsleepxx
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(11/19/2012) [-]
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#81 to #63 - derpyhuman
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(11/19/2012) [-]
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#65 to #63 - lordbyronxiv
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(11/19/2012) [-]
OH GOD NOW MY DICK IS BLUE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
OH GOD NOW MY DICK IS BLUE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
#77 to #65 - lionscrest
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#15 - andrestrololol
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Why do I always have these very specific gifs in my reaction folder...
Why do I always have these very specific gifs in my reaction folder...
#44 to #15 - kirbeee
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User avatar #83 - peekabeast
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(11/19/2012) [-]
make that 797,152.
#87 to #83 - salmonofdoubt
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#100 to #83 - GetOnMyHorse
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#202 - ascendedwings
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#222 - alonetime
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797,152*

#223 to #222 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#224 to #222 - paesani
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(11/19/2012) [-]
You're a comedy genius. There should be an award on FJ for people who actually used that meme correctly.
#227 to #222 - johnnyferno
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(11/19/2012) [-]
I'm not clever when it comes to number humor.
#258 to #227 - godofvideogames **User deleted account**
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#259 to #258 - johnnyferno
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Ohhh. Thank you.
Ohhh. Thank you.
#234 to #222 - fleszar
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how do you know you're not already counted in the original number?
#97 - chuffberry
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"solo masturbation"? as opposed to....
User avatar #101 to #97 - dennisc
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As opposed to men who use vibrators during sex.[normal][normal]
User avatar #113 to #97 - jokeface
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There's also "mutual masturbation" which is the technical term for handjobs and fingering.
User avatar #262 to #113 - grantanater
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(11/19/2012) [-]
mutual masturbation is when you are your partner masturbate beside each other.
User avatar #266 to #262 - jokeface
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http://www.teensadvisor . com/teen-dating/mutual-masturbation.html
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User avatar #267 to #265 - grantanater
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Possibly from the genitals being close, rubbing?
Did they specify what std?
and think of it this way; 1. mutual means both doing the same thing at the same time and 2. masturbation means to pleasure ones self, not others.
User avatar #268 to #267 - jokeface
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I didn't realize you'd reply so quickly. I deleted that comment and replaced it with a link. My apologies.
User avatar #269 to #268 - grantanater
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Based on the link either you're right or we both are, coz I'd still say mine makes more sense (to me anyway)
I don't really care enough to argue so I'll just say you're right but what I want to know is what the **** this means. qouted from the link.

"Mutual masturbation does occasionally happen between two people who do not know each other."
User avatar #270 to #269 - jokeface
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(11/19/2012) [-]
The same way two strangers can meet at a bar and have a one night stand. Imagine going to a party and talking to a hot girl. After a few drinks she takes you into an empty room and starts jerking you off. You still don't know her but you're suddenly being very intimate with her.
User avatar #271 to #270 - grantanater
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ah, that makes more sense than what my brain thought.
I thought of it like in a club and two random people accidentely rub up against each other and that counts.
User avatar #272 to #271 - jokeface
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I wish. I'd be "accidentally" bumping into girls all night.
#102 to #97 - abcdxyz
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(11/19/2012) [-]
circle jerks
#198 - rapesbabies
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17% of men use a vibrator for solo masturbation...
17% of men use a vibrator for solo masturbation...
#213 to #198 - anon id: d5ad53bf
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wtf is non-solo masturbation?
#220 to #213 - cakegod
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Sex
#256 to #198 - anon id: 314ba3c0
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ever vibrated your balls while masterbating.... good ****