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Always follow these rules

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l THIERE MUST BE BACON IN TIDE FRIDGE. ALWAIS
2. HTERE DOES NOT EXIST' it FOOD THAT DOES NOT SO WELL
WITH BACON.
B. THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: THOSE
WHO LIKE BACON. AND THOSE WHO WILL BE USED AS BLADDER
IN THE CASE OF A .
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COOKING MORE BACON.
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TIDE NUMBER OF REES OF BACON KM EAT DIVIDED
BY IO O.
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OTIE AND THE . AND TIDE...
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User avatar #1 - lupislord (11/18/2012) [-]
Between Bacon and Duct tape

You can literally do anything
#2 - lorddotcom (11/18/2012) [-]
I can agree with #2, I make bacon brownies all the time.
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