Lesson from a Master. My neighborhood friends wanted to have an airsoft war which we hadn't done since like 6th grade, but we did, and I thought that it would b
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Lesson from a Master

My neighborhood friends wanted to have an airsoft war which we hadn't done since like 6th grade, but we did, and I thought that it would be fun if my dad had shoot off with me. I stuck 2 playing cards up on a fence in our alley, and I unloaded a full clip(looks like swiss cheese.) I said"can you beat that?" He looked at me and said"Its not how many rounds you shoot,its what you hit son" He fired one round dead center of the card. My dad is a ******* legend.

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#17 - cantremember (11/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
stop shooting at me please.
#2 - mcatheistnuggets (11/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>YFW
>YFW
#35 - defacedcreeper (11/19/2012) [+] (21 replies)
I unloaded a full clip
unloaded a full clip
a full clip
full clip
clip
#10 - maddboiy (11/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"you can shoot the american way, fire enough bulletsh and hope to hit the target"
User avatar #108 - xxkillionarexx (11/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One-Shot Finch.
User avatar #52 - shadowmageXD (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is your dad Atticus?
#13 - awesomanium (11/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YFW shooting
#258 - ShockedNazi (11/19/2012) [-]
way to go 						*********					  now the deck is short 2 cards
way to go ********* now the deck is short 2 cards
#88 - acunit (11/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>live alone   
>shoot playing card 20 times   
>shoot other playing card point blank   
>make up story   
>?????   
>thumbs
>live alone
>shoot playing card 20 times
>shoot other playing card point blank
>make up story
>?????
>thumbs
User avatar #132 - zombifier (11/19/2012) [+] (24 replies)
yeah, dead center on a card from a few yards away isn't anything special...
User avatar #144 to #138 - HunterAsesino (11/19/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#75 - dipshitz (11/19/2012) [-]
Remember, Jem, It's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
User avatar #276 - koombine (11/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Poke holes in playing cards, instant thumbs
#260 - vinlandknight (11/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#198 - darkjustifier (11/19/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#207 to #198 - audioclave (11/19/2012) [-]
A post by darkjustifier without a pony
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#76 - awesometyler (11/19/2012) [-]
his dad   
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his dad
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#73 - pariahlol (11/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ITT Bad Ass Dad Stories?
I'll start
I was walking with my dad to one of his friends houses and as we walked up their long driveway he mentioned all the good times he had there. When I inquired as to what good times, he simply stopped, pointed to a point up ahead in the driveway and said "Right there I had a 3way with 2 girls at 3 am while Tornado sirens were going off during a big ass wind storm." He then turned and continued toward the house without a word.
#22 - immune to u (11/18/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Isn't that such a nice story

That was made at 100 yds with one shot.
User avatar #60 to #22 - jakeduck (11/19/2012) [-]
You're the one that shot Lincoln!
User avatar #9 - jonnyp (11/18/2012) [-]
your dad has a point.
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