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User avatar #59 to #57 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
it doesnt work if youre ugly
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#63 to #61 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
me too.

Well, no sister. But since the first girl I asked out in like 3rd grade, up until now, I've been rejected by every girl. And Im not even that ugly, or stupid. I dont know what the problem is, honestly (pic related). Maybe I smell? (doubt it though). So I feel sort of intimidated by all females, and I have a hard time keeping a conversation going with a girl.
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#68 to #64 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I was like you in high school; I was the 'class clown', and when we had a stupid teacher (for example my AP English teacher senior year, or my US History teacher junior year, or my spanish teacher sophomore year) I would **** with them and everybody laughed and loved me in those classes. In fact just a few weeks ago I was thinking about it and I just realized that a lot of girls liked me, especially during senior year because that's when i turned 'pretty' (pic related, that was April of this year; Im freshman in college now. inb4 do you even lift) I noticed they would start conversations and talk with me and tell me I'm hilarious and that they "loved it when I spoke in class cuz I'm hilarious and that they really like me" (those words exactly)

Except I'm a ******* dick who only just NOW realized that they were FLIRTING WITH ME AND THEY LIKED ME. I thought that they were either just being friendly, or just honest in saying they thought I'm funny, and didn't mean anything else. I cant read/pick up signals for **** -___-
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User avatar #80 to #78 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
yea, I learned all that body language crap a few weeks ago, when I told you I was reminiscing about high school, specifically senior year, and realized all the girls that liked me, which I had no clue they did. Now that I recall, just in my english class alone there was Kristi (got a few BJs from her), Livia (flirted that **** out of me), Amrey( some brown chick who was really reall good looking too, close friend's with Livia who also flirted like crazy with me), Trisia, Nicketa (I know for a fact now, that the only reason she wouldnt go out with me is cuz she already has a boyfriend, and she's ****** bangin, I asked her out), Brenda (shes the only who told me she really likes me), Shrima, Corina (I'm pretty sure she wouldve sucked my dick if she asked, but I didnt want that; she was clingy as hell and liked me too. I only knew her from that one class that one year, but she signed my yearbook as though we were lovers).


See, now that I reminisce about it, I realize that all/most of these girls liked me enough to go out with me. But I was a ****** moron loser and didn't know it. (BTW, I'm not making any of these up; there really were this many in my english class senior year and the names are accurate. In fact, there was probably 1 or 2 more but I dont remember who right now
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