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swimmingprodigy (11/19/2012) [-]
me too.
Well, no sister. But since the first girl I asked out in like 3rd grade, up until now, I've been rejected by every girl. And Im not even that ugly, or stupid. I dont know what the problem is, honestly (pic related). Maybe I smell? (doubt it though). So I feel sort of intimidated by all females, and I have a hard time keeping a conversation going with a girl.
Well, no sister. But since the first girl I asked out in like 3rd grade, up until now, I've been rejected by every girl. And Im not even that ugly, or stupid. I dont know what the problem is, honestly (pic related). Maybe I smell? (doubt it though). So I feel sort of intimidated by all females, and I have a hard time keeping a conversation going with a girl.
you're cute (no homo) it's probably just because you don't have high confidence...
I'm pretty cocky and girls love that I just don't know how to approach them so a lot of them tell me they think it's cause i'm just a prick...
anyways what I'm saying is be loud, obnoxious and don't give a fuck and girls will approach you cause you're decent looking. Disregard females acquire aesthetics
I'm pretty cocky and girls love that I just don't know how to approach them so a lot of them tell me they think it's cause i'm just a prick...
anyways what I'm saying is be loud, obnoxious and don't give a fuck and girls will approach you cause you're decent looking. Disregard females acquire aesthetics
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swimmingprodigy (11/19/2012) [-]
I was like you in high school; I was the 'class clown', and when we had a stupid teacher (for example my AP English teacher senior year, or my US History teacher junior year, or my spanish teacher sophomore year) I would fuck with them and everybody laughed and loved me in those classes. In fact just a few weeks ago I was thinking about it and I just realized that a lot of girls liked me, especially during senior year because that's when i turned 'pretty' (pic related, that was April of this year; Im freshman in college now. inb4 do you even lift) I noticed they would start conversations and talk with me and tell me I'm hilarious and that they "loved it when I spoke in class cuz I'm hilarious and that they really like me" (those words exactly)
Except I'm a fucking dick who only just NOW realized that they were FLIRTING WITH ME AND THEY LIKED ME. I thought that they were either just being friendly, or just honest in saying they thought I'm funny, and didn't mean anything else. I cant read/pick up signals for shit -___-
Except I'm a fucking dick who only just NOW realized that they were FLIRTING WITH ME AND THEY LIKED ME. I thought that they were either just being friendly, or just honest in saying they thought I'm funny, and didn't mean anything else. I cant read/pick up signals for shit -___-
yea, I learned all that body language crap a few weeks ago, when I told you I was reminiscing about high school, specifically senior year, and realized all the girls that liked me, which I had no clue they did. Now that I recall, just in my english class alone there was Kristi (got a few BJs from her), Livia (flirted that FUCK out of me), Amrey( some brown chick who was really reall good looking too, close friend's with Livia who also flirted like crazy with me), Trisia, Nicketa (I know for a fact now, that the only reason she wouldnt go out with me is cuz she already has a boyfriend, and she's fuckin bangin, I asked her out), Brenda (shes the only who told me she really likes me), Shrima, Corina (I'm pretty sure she wouldve sucked my dick if she asked, but I didnt want that; she was clingy as hell and liked me too. I only knew her from that one class that one year, but she signed my yearbook as though we were lovers).
See, now that I reminisce about it, I realize that all/most of these girls liked me enough to go out with me. But I was a fuckin moron loser and didn't know it. (BTW, I'm not making any of these up; there really were this many in my english class senior year and the names are accurate. In fact, there was probably 1 or 2 more but I dont remember who right now
See, now that I reminisce about it, I realize that all/most of these girls liked me enough to go out with me. But I was a fuckin moron loser and didn't know it. (BTW, I'm not making any of these up; there really were this many in my english class senior year and the names are accurate. In fact, there was probably 1 or 2 more but I dont remember who right now