Sorry for wall of text. I would never dream of just ordering around someone older than me... Simply out of respect, something this kid was never taught.. I walk
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Sorry for wall of text

I would never dream of just ordering around someone older than me...
Simply out of respect, something this kid was never taught.

I walk out of the Deli, Just got
myself a sandwich and a pack of
Camels, been a long I light
one up when I hear
YO *****
a 13 year old white swagfag*
A direct
Yo man, take this and get ',rti,',',' d order
D someone
me a pack of Newports, that' s
C, Sure man, give me the
twenty and i' ll get it 1
I' d been taking orders all day from the
higher ranking Petty Officers, I wanted to
smack this punk for giving me a direct
order like that, not even a request or
please’, but N rather mess with him*
that *****
takin meg‘?
From a realistic perspective, I simply
stole from a intellectually unsifted
high school kid.
But from my perspective, this retard
gave me and demanded I do
something illegal with it, which I am
simply used the for a legal
purpose (bought myself a spare pack
for next month), it' s not my fault he
made himself the sucker in this
scenario.
sure there were other options, but...
havent seen this NPH in a time*
...

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#4 - latinotornado ONLINE (11/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
INB4 ERRMAGERRD THIS GENERATION SUCKS EVERYONES A SLUT BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH BITCH
#50 - klose (11/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
You did the right thing if he acted rude and arrogant towards you, but if the kid had asked nicely, kindly like: " Hey mister, Could you please buy me a pack of cigarettes, newsport to be exact" and you were to act the same way and just leave with his money. Then you would be a total scumbag. IMO it's all a matter of context, if the other person respects you, you should respect his request.
#53 - whtkid (11/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Same think happened to me, except instead of $20 it was guns, and instead of buying Cigarettes, I shot up a school.
Same think happened to me, except instead of $20 it was guns, and instead of buying Cigarettes, I shot up a school.
#32 - mattdoggy (11/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be at local gas station filling up truck
>"oogaboogauu bixnoodez"
>the heck was that?
>i see a pack of what looks like chimpanzees rolling towards me wiht nuckles dragging
>realize it's only undereducated inner city youth of the darker flavor
>they come within a few inches of me
>"ay yo mang yu wunaz grabz uz sumjunk dawgz"
>through a translation app on my phone and several years in the field studying their habitat i can roughly translate
>they ask me for their sacred drink we refer to as "Colt 45" after Sir Colt who discovered their religious juice in 1845
>also a pack of something called "New-Ports"
>ive read about this, apparently they use these with the magic fire water to summon the spirits of their ancestors
>i can't interfere with nature as any good field biologist knows but they deny my refusal
>they start the whooping war hollers followed by a war dance and bouncing
>i unfortunately have to accept and go to the store
>i purchase their religious items but with some extras
>i purchase some of their sweet fruit known to researches as "Zebra gum"
>throwing away their sacred smoke sticks i place the sweet item in the box for them
>their sacred drink i move to the bathroom and empty it
>i fill it with the yellow urinal juices to replace it
>after re closing the cap on i quickly walk outside and hand them their purchased items
>before my good work could be noticed i fled
>i know in the end they would thank me for the Zebra gum they didn't know they wanted
#177 - turtlepoop (11/18/2012) [+] (27 replies)
I honestly believe 95% on you people are self loving arrogant 						*********					. You hate on this generation, when you are this generation. (well most of you) I don't anybody like that. You  just make it out that people who have friends, or any look with the ladies is a complete douchebag because you're jelous of the fact you don't have the ability in confidence or in social situations to make friends or flirt.    
   
I realise this makes me come out like a complete twat. I'll get thumbed down to hell but who gives a 						****					. I've wanted to say this for ever. Also take this funny gif for the horrible paragraph above
I honestly believe 95% on you people are self loving arrogant ********* . You hate on this generation, when you are this generation. (well most of you) I don't anybody like that. You just make it out that people who have friends, or any look with the ladies is a complete douchebag because you're jelous of the fact you don't have the ability in confidence or in social situations to make friends or flirt.

I realise this makes me come out like a complete twat. I'll get thumbed down to hell but who gives a **** . I've wanted to say this for ever. Also take this funny gif for the horrible paragraph above
User avatar #25 - PenguinsOfMars (11/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
You smoke 1 pack a month? That's not even one a day. What?
User avatar #26 to #25 - xuvious (11/18/2012) [-]
not everyone who smokes does so daily..
User avatar #95 - anthonyd (11/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You make me smile



666 THUMBS, SATAN COMMANDS THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE
User avatar #100 to #97 - nevergetsdubs (11/18/2012) [-]
**nevergetsdubs rolls 44** Do you not see my name
#29 - electro (11/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
cigarettes cost that much!?!?! how do you people have any money ever?!
#304 - turbosune (11/19/2012) [-]
Two girls asked me to get them ciggs once, They were about 13-14 years old.

I took their money went into the tobacco store and bought a box of candy cigarettes and two tiny pokemon toys.

Ah I will never forget the look on their faces..
+14
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#142 - flashbuscus (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW "a pack of camels"
#198 - partnerintroll (11/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I live in Coral Springs, Florida, or, better known as: Whitetown, USA. Here, the hispanics are white. The asians, white. The blacks? White. Median income: 70,000. So what are 50% of the white population doing? Being Swaggots. For ****** sake
#191 - infinitereaper (11/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Being an American male who is 18 I can be drafted to go to war and get my limbs blown off but I can't enjoy a drink   
   
I kind of think thats 						********
Being an American male who is 18 I can be drafted to go to war and get my limbs blown off but I can't enjoy a drink

I kind of think thats ********
User avatar #34 - mylodoo (11/18/2012) [+] (17 replies)
$15!!!

where the **** do you buy your cigarettes from, the airport?
$7 for Newports and Marlboro 100's where I get mine.

#171 - ragged (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
They sell shirts that say Lil Wayne for president?
User avatar #296 - colegaleener (11/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Same thing happened to me, only it was 60 bucks, and I wanted the new Halo.. I even said please :/
#60 - undercow (11/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #52 - pukingrainbows (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm going to teach you not to be a dick by being a dick!
#21 - jjholt ONLINE (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Isn't simply taking the money and agreeing to buy the cigarettes a part of a crime?

I may be wrong.
#184 - Just Another Guy (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i thought of this as soon as i saw the map >_<
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