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INB4 ERRMAGERRD THIS GENERATION SUCKS EVERYONES A SLUT BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH BITCH

You did the right thing if he acted rude and arrogant towards you, but if the kid had asked nicely, kindly like: " Hey mister, Could you please buy me a pack of cigarettes, newsport to be exact" and you were to act the same way and just leave with his money. Then you would be a total scumbag. IMO it's all a matter of context, if the other person respects you, you should respect his request.

Same think happened to me, except instead of $20 it was guns, and instead of buying Cigarettes, I shot up a school.

>be at local gas station filling up truck
>"oogaboogauu bixnoodez"
>the heck was that?
>i see a pack of what looks like chimpanzees rolling towards me wiht nuckles dragging
>realize it's only undereducated inner city youth of the darker flavor
>they come within a few inches of me
>"ay yo mang yu wunaz grabz uz sumjunk dawgz"
>through a translation app on my phone and several years in the field studying their habitat i can roughly translate
>they ask me for their sacred drink we refer to as "Colt 45" after Sir Colt who discovered their religious juice in 1845
>also a pack of something called "New-Ports"
>ive read about this, apparently they use these with the magic fire water to summon the spirits of their ancestors
>i can't interfere with nature as any good field biologist knows but they deny my refusal
>they start the whooping war hollers followed by a war dance and bouncing
>i unfortunately have to accept and go to the store
>i purchase their religious items but with some extras
>i purchase some of their sweet fruit known to researches as "Zebra gum"
>throwing away their sacred smoke sticks i place the sweet item in the box for them
>their sacred drink i move to the bathroom and empty it
>i fill it with the yellow urinal juices to replace it
>after re closing the cap on i quickly walk outside and hand them their purchased items
>before my good work could be noticed i fled
>i know in the end they would thank me for the Zebra gum they didn't know they wanted

I honestly believe 95% on you people are self loving arrogant fucktards. You hate on this generation, when you are this generation. (well most of you) I don't anybody like that. You just make it out that people who have friends, or any look with the ladies is a complete douchebag because you're jelous of the fact you don't have the ability in confidence or in social situations to make friends or flirt.

I realise this makes me come out like a complete twat. I'll get thumbed down to hell but who gives a fuck. I've wanted to say this for ever. Also take this funny gif for the horrible paragraph above

cigarettes cost that much!?!?! how do you people have any money ever?!

Two girls asked me to get them ciggs once, They were about 13-14 years old.

I took their money went into the tobacco store and bought a box of candy cigarettes and two tiny pokemon toys.

Ah I will never forget the look on their faces..

Once, maybe a month or two ago, I was on the train when two kids (about 13) were in trouble from the conductor because they'd been sitting in the first class section rather than the dirty peasant section. They were only doing this because all the seats were taken, and I could remember doing that as a kid. So I figured for both of them the difference would be about 20 quid from normal to first class. I went up to them to offer to pay for it and then one of them turns to me and says "Oi fuck off mate."

So the little fuckers got taken by security at the next stop and I got to keep 20 pounds. Moral of the story, some strangers are just twats and don't deserve my help.

MFW "a pack of camels"

I live in Coral Springs, Florida, or, better known as: Whitetown, USA. Here, the hispanics are white. The asians, white. The blacks? White. Median income: 70,000. So what are 50% of the white population doing? Being Swaggots. For fuck's sake

Being an American male who is 18 I can be drafted to go to war and get my limbs blown off but I can't enjoy a drink

I kind of think thats bullshit

$15!!!

where the fuck do you buy your cigarettes from, the airport?
$7 for Newports and Marlboro 100's where I get mine.

They sell shirts that say Lil Wayne for president?

Most of the swag-fags I see, are all white and latino people. I have not seen one black swag-fag in my town. Most of the blacks in my town stuck to the baggy ass clothes and bandanas and shit. I think both styles are stupid. But the bandanas and baggy clothes are way better than skinny girl pants and snapbacks.

I'm going to teach you not to be a dick by being a dick!

Isn't simply taking the money and agreeing to buy the cigarettes a part of a crime?

I may be wrong.

That's what I did: this group of 6 13 year-olds gave me £30 for alcohol, just kept it and went home

I didn't see it as stealing, I just saw it as a reward to myself fro stopping underage drinking :D

I'd have just taken the $20 and stood there, or better yet, went in and bought my own shit. He's 13. What the fuck is HE gonna do about it?