Premature Ketchup. .. you have to shake the bottle before you open it
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Premature Ketchup

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Submitted: 11/17/2012
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User avatar #1 - MrMustacho ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
you have to shake the bottle before you open it
#3 - zytherman (11/18/2012) [-]
MFW people dont shake the bottle before use.
#4 - Moog (11/18/2012) [-]
Anyone who likes ketchup knows you have to shake the bottle before you use it.
#5 - millenia (11/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>2012
>using ketchup instead of garlic mayo as a condiment
User avatar #12 to #5 - WhattheNorris (11/18/2012) [-]
Shut up hipster
#18 - yeahitsmitch (11/18/2012) [-]
Heh heh
User avatar #6 - TheAbsol (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
its not pre-cum its the afterbirth
User avatar #8 to #6 - codyxvasco (11/18/2012) [-]
.....but it comes first.
#2 - martyofmayo (11/18/2012) [-]
bet people love you at parties
#19 - UKDan (11/18/2012) [-]
everyone's face when I tell them I hate ketchup and tomato
User avatar #17 - ultimoz (11/18/2012) [-]
I squirted a massive bit of ketchup pre-cum onto my hot dog today. And now I have tonsillitis. Coincidence much?
User avatar #16 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
premature ejaculation and pre-cum are 2 completely different things. So your title doesn't really make sense.
User avatar #15 - iamthebestfapper (11/18/2012) [-]
Thats why you shake the bottle first...
User avatar #14 - ballzach (11/18/2012) [-]
Vinegar
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