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#37 - stallwallwriter (11/18/2012) [-]
Hedghehog stood in the middle of the crowded forest clearing. His paws were sweating, his eyes glancing left to right. He felt sure someone could see his nervousness. The denizens of the forest continued their lives, oblivious.
In training they'd promised him a beautiful afterlife, more female hedgehogs and food than he could want. Maybe they truly believed that. But it wasn"t why he was doing this.
No, he was doing it to make them pay like he had paid.
Suddenly hedgehog felt very calm. Everything was moving slowly, the world seemed too bright. He knew that surviving predators meant he would not long outlive his victims. He was ready. He had been ready for years.
Quietly, hedgehog opened the packet of sneezing powder and prepared to meet destiny.
#51 to #37 - yomommabinshoppin (11/18/2012) [-]
wait, did he kill himself or everybody else?
#47 to #37 - cornonthebob (11/18/2012) [-]
too bad you ain't getting any red
too bad you ain't getting any red
User avatar #38 to #37 - stallwallwriter (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm prepared for the red thumbs and not sorry either.
User avatar #45 to #38 - HOLYCARP (11/18/2012) [-]
TOO ******* BAD, YOU AINT' GONNNA' GET NO RED THUMBS, ************ .
User avatar #46 to #45 - stallwallwriter (11/18/2012) [-]
huh. Turns out FJ is as twisted as I am.
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