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#28 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
The best bit about kangaroo's?
People do not realise how ******* dangerous they are.
You may think oh no i have seen kangaroo's they are nice raa blah blahdy blah.
But any kangaroo you have seen was likely at a petting zoo or nature park, and that ****** had it's nuts out, in the wild, they are timid and will defend their territory accordingly.
Firstly, they are as tall as a man only they are at least 3 times stronger, not only that have you ever examined a kangaroo's middle toe?
See that 2-3 inch long claw?
when a kangaroo kicks you, it points that forward, effectively ripping your **** apart.

So yeah, the lesson here is even the cute things in Australia want to and will kill you.
#70 to #28 - Dember ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Same with deer all over the world. People see one and all they can think of is how pretty and cute little Bambi is, and yet deer alone kill more people than any other wild animal, in america at least. Everyone assumes bears, mountain lions, even wolves; nope. A deer is more likely to punch your ticket than all of them put together.
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User avatar #45 to #28 - DoktorHax (11/18/2012) [-]
rip your **** apart. an unintentionally literal statement. well done.
User avatar #40 to #28 - DerpScout (11/18/2012) [-]
Well duh. Everything in Australia wants to kill you.
#36 to #28 - sevensixtwo (11/18/2012) [-]
If he had his nuts out, ae?
If he had his nuts out, ae?
#33 to #28 - drimsical (11/18/2012) [-]
i actually got kicked by one but fortunately wasnt disemboweled. ******* hurt. but no death.
wombats are pretty nasty too surprisingly
User avatar #34 to #33 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
So are koalas, i ran one over and thought i would do the right thing and take the poor cunt to the vet, so i put it in the back of my car and about 15 minutes later i had no back seats left and a nice long set of claw marks that looked like they were left by freddie crouger in my back.

Everything is ******* nasty.
User avatar #62 to #34 - dikslapping (11/18/2012) [-]
******* drop bears
#30 to #28 - sandubadear (11/18/2012) [-]
thank god they are away from me, but with the ******* in australia
User avatar #37 to #30 - sevensixtwo (11/18/2012) [-]
*Abbo's, not ******* . Give them petrol and you'll be dandy.
User avatar #46 to #37 - DoktorHax (11/18/2012) [-]
or a box of coolabah.
User avatar #32 to #30 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
You come across as someone i would not like to spend time with or have associations with.
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