Kangaroo Jack. .. actually yes thank you for noticing
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#5 - scareragnarok (11/17/2012) [-]
actually yes thank you for noticing
#20 to #5 - binomancha (11/18/2012) [-]
IM HAPPY with my body
IM HAPPY with my body
#29 to #20 - dannahammas (11/18/2012) [-]
seem legit.
seem legit.
#4 - ramirex (11/17/2012) [-]
Lets do it then
Lets do it then
User avatar #71 to #4 - HardyUndertook (11/19/2012) [-]
damn it....i went to check my the people who replied to me and i can't stop lauhging again i love this gif
User avatar #72 to #4 - HardyUndertook (11/28/2012) [-]
omg it happened again....i love this GIF
User avatar #18 to #4 - HardyUndertook (11/18/2012) [-]
omg....i can't stop laughing
User avatar #44 to #18 - thereddevils (11/18/2012) [-]
You should get that checked
#28 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
The best bit about kangaroo's?
People do not realise how ******* dangerous they are.
You may think oh no i have seen kangaroo's they are nice raa blah blahdy blah.
But any kangaroo you have seen was likely at a petting zoo or nature park, and that ****** had it's nuts out, in the wild, they are timid and will defend their territory accordingly.
Firstly, they are as tall as a man only they are at least 3 times stronger, not only that have you ever examined a kangaroo's middle toe?
See that 2-3 inch long claw?
when a kangaroo kicks you, it points that forward, effectively ripping your **** apart.

So yeah, the lesson here is even the cute things in Australia want to and will kill you.
#30 to #28 - sandubadear (11/18/2012) [-]
thank god they are away from me, but with the ******* in australia
User avatar #37 to #30 - sevensixtwo (11/18/2012) [-]
*Abbo's, not ******* . Give them petrol and you'll be dandy.
User avatar #46 to #37 - DoktorHax (11/18/2012) [-]
or a box of coolabah.
User avatar #32 to #30 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
You come across as someone i would not like to spend time with or have associations with.
User avatar #45 to #28 - DoktorHax (11/18/2012) [-]
rip your **** apart. an unintentionally literal statement. well done.
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#70 to #28 - Dember ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Same with deer all over the world. People see one and all they can think of is how pretty and cute little Bambi is, and yet deer alone kill more people than any other wild animal, in america at least. Everyone assumes bears, mountain lions, even wolves; nope. A deer is more likely to punch your ticket than all of them put together.
#33 to #28 - drimsical (11/18/2012) [-]
i actually got kicked by one but fortunately wasnt disemboweled. ******* hurt. but no death.
wombats are pretty nasty too surprisingly
User avatar #34 to #33 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
So are koalas, i ran one over and thought i would do the right thing and take the poor cunt to the vet, so i put it in the back of my car and about 15 minutes later i had no back seats left and a nice long set of claw marks that looked like they were left by freddie crouger in my back.

Everything is ******* nasty.
User avatar #62 to #34 - dikslapping (11/18/2012) [-]
******* drop bears
#36 to #28 - sevensixtwo (11/18/2012) [-]
If he had his nuts out, ae?
If he had his nuts out, ae?
User avatar #40 to #28 - DerpScout (11/18/2012) [-]
Well duh. Everything in Australia wants to kill you.
#43 - majesticnarwhal (11/18/2012) [-]
Kangaroo jacked
#8 - elburritoextremo (11/18/2012) [-]
lift beers err'day
#1 - msrdotwozero (11/17/2012) [-]
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#61 - axry (11/18/2012) [-]
OINK
User avatar #10 - Sandisky (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't even have to ask to know that it's really ******* bad I want to look like that kangaroo
#9 - John Cena (11/18/2012) [-]
more like kangaroo JACKED!

HAHA

ha

ha...
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User avatar #39 to #31 - emismpunk ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Draw me like one of your french girls.
User avatar #19 - latinotornado (11/18/2012) [-]
Ok FJ laugh at me all you want..but someone please tell me if thats real or not. I am not very familiar with the anatomy of Kangaroos too know if they're supposed to be that ripped
User avatar #21 to #19 - vizz (11/18/2012) [-]
kangaroos are pretty ripped dude.
User avatar #23 to #21 - latinotornado (11/18/2012) [-]
I know their legs are immensly strong and could easily kill someone with a well placed kick but are their upper bodies that ripped?
User avatar #26 to #23 - kapitanokliosov (11/18/2012) [-]
not so much no, it's because they don't really use their upper bodies except to eat and slap the **** outta each other.
User avatar #25 to #23 - vizz (11/18/2012) [-]
this one might be shopped somewhat but most kangaroos have pretty muscular arms.
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User avatar #24 to #19 - vizz (11/18/2012) [-]
I know cause i live in Australia and from having seen quite a few kangaroos in my time.
#49 - boxdweller ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 to #7 - retributionthepimp (11/18/2012) [-]
>in in real life
wut
User avatar #6 - thorlike (11/18/2012) [-]
Should've been " Do you even lift, mate"
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll (11/17/2012) [-]
I ******* loved that movie.
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