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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
A MAN got a nasty surprise when he tried to
get put of . and found his
testicles had become stuck between two slats
of ‘wood... Mario _ had been swimming
naked otr Valilla beach in Croatia and 11151;
testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When .
sat down they slipped through the slats and
then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to
normal size He was freed after he called
on his mobile
phone, and they sent a Wernher of staff to tut
the deckchair in half, I