This is indeed a title.. This may be a description.. Swimmer trapped by beach balls A MAN got a nasty surprise when he tried to get put of . and found his testi
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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
A MAN got a nasty surprise when he tried to
get put of . and found his
testicles had become stuck between two slats
of ‘wood... Mario _ had been swimming
***** otr Valilla beach in Croatia and 11151;
testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When .
sat down they slipped through the slats and
then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to
normal size He was freed after he called
on his mobile
phone, and they sent a Wernher of staff to tut
the deckchair in half, I
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Submitted: 11/17/2012
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User avatar #33 - DropDeadShred (11/18/2012) [-]
Aww **** , i am now aware of the fact that he probably had to move to get to the phone.
It's like a Saw trap, but with old wrinkly balls.
#29 - bitchplzzz (11/18/2012) [-]
Jesus **** that ought to ******* hurt like hell
#25 - isus (11/18/2012) [-]
Mfw I'm from Croatia
#26 to #25 - iamaderp (11/18/2012) [-]
me too man,me too.
User avatar #28 to #26 - isus (11/18/2012) [-]
My username kinda tells a story of its own.
#21 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
A man in Finland got stuck after he got an erection while his dick was between the bench boards in a sauna.
User avatar #19 - petard (11/18/2012) [-]
its probably a good thing that I don't remember seeing this on the news
User avatar #18 - eugent (11/18/2012) [-]
I remember this, I was on vacation with my parents when this was popular, I even saw him on the beach that day sitting, and few minutes after there was reporters all over the place.

**** was cash
#20 to #18 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah me too I was on vacation with my pet yeti and me and the guy had sex 2000000 times

**** was cash
User avatar #22 to #20 - eugent (11/18/2012) [-]
I did, I live there.
User avatar #23 to #22 - nephtus (11/18/2012) [-]
haters gonna hate, man :(
User avatar #17 - optimistchime (11/18/2012) [-]
I would've thought that after you brought the saw out his balls would retract into his body

like a vacuum cleaner cord but with balls instead
#16 - DropDeadShred (11/18/2012) [-]
<- The dude they called to free his balls.
#14 - legendry (11/18/2012) [-]
**legendry rolled a random image posted in comment #95057 at Ponyville ** make the image leave my brain
#12 - fourtwentt (11/18/2012) [-]
read this, grabbed my balls
User avatar #10 - juicymucus (11/18/2012) [-]
Read the first line. Cringed and stopped reading. Im going to assume it has a happy ending and move on...
#11 to #10 - alwaysfrown **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - mattdoggy (11/18/2012) [-]
nooooo no no no no.........
nooooo no no no no.........
User avatar #8 - DingoJ (11/18/2012) [-]
i read "cut" and felt my balls ache...then i kept reading and was relieved
#7 - zeevalkyrie (11/17/2012) [-]

<--- HFW
User avatar #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
they cut the chair in half? they could have just cooled his balls with some ice instead
User avatar #24 to #2 - theannoyingFJguy **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
carry him into the water with the chair
#5 to #2 - dragonhorn (11/17/2012) [-]
Would you want to ice some old guy's balls?
#27 to #5 - knowstoomuch (11/18/2012) [-]
Also have you ever tried to put ice on your balls? ****** painful.
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