French. nipples... that is all. tif] await.. I just knew i'd find another use for this. french parkour
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - herzy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #48 to #4 - rationalize
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #8 to #4 - Munkey
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A practitioner of Parkour is called a Traceur.
User avatar #10 to #4 - machlah
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We're called Traceurs(or Traceuse, for female practitioners) Its french for ''seeker''.
Parkour is a ''remake'' of the word labyrinth in french. I've been practicing it myself for 3 great years now.

I am syrian myself, living in Denmark. I believe democracy is the right way to prosperity in the middle east. Look at Europe, the US, Egypt, and even Turkey: Generally everything is only getting better.
The world is slowly learning to live with each other regardless of religion, race, or opinion, i believe it is thanks to the internet and higher education rates. Israelis and Palestinians need to pull their **** together though. One holocaust doesn't justify the next.
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User avatar #14 to #4 - themastertroller
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they're called traceurs
#33 to #4 - alldaypk
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tracuers first paragraph btw if anyone cares
User avatar #55 to #4 - Chuckaholic
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Israel is also very nationalist and war driven. The Kiduh, IDK how it's spelled, is the leading party and like the Hamas they thrive off the wars and conflicts that occur between the 2 nations. If there wasn't a war both would be out of power. Just putting it out there.
#56 to #4 - anon id: 0a8bdab1
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Thank you for those words. It's becoming hard to tell here on the internet if anyone actually does have a moral compass. I'm pretty sure many people believe that women should actually stay in the kitchen and french are cowards. **** like that.

There seems to be alot of hate in the world right now, and no one said change was easy, but I'm starting to believe it's possible
#73 to #4 - anon id: 0d1cf629
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thumb for independant thought and writing it down

respect bro
the assassin's of AC would be proud
User avatar #18 to #4 - drldrl
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Wrestling: Being able to bring your opponent down and break limbs in seconds, in hand to hand combat.
If neither side has weapons, or has knives, wrestling would beat parkour.
But with weapons like guns, parkour would win.
#21 to #18 - anon id: c0010f3d
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wrestling does not win if neither side has weapons the people who know parkour just run on the roof tops and drop down surprising their enemy and killing them by snapping their neck
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#6 to #4 - lazypaul
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I only read the first and last paragraph of your post and all I know is that your comment somehow got from saying parkour is good for battles and **** to hating on the middle eastern politicians.
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#34 - artvandelay
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I just knew i'd find another use for this.
User avatar #43 to #34 - bitchplzzz
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If I were a little basement nerd, I'd tell everyone what make and model that is.
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User avatar #52 to #47 - lostinthemusic
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I think he's referring to the call of duty douchenuts who think they are better than everyone because they know the names of a few rifles.
#83 to #34 - wallbuilder
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IS THAT AN M16?!
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User avatar #7 to #3 - machlah
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In parkour everyone is an instructor. I've been training it for 3 years now. Surely you know som people from Cambridge then?
#9 to #3 - anon id: 65813345
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no one cares; you were supposed to delete your account for posting a pony on the other post. Now I will haunt you until you do so.
#57 to #3 - jellymadofficer
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#28 to #3 - jeroylenkins
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#36 - swimmerman
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lol
User avatar #62 to #36 - ludislavonac
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Sadly, the fast loss in ww2 gave them a bad rap they can't get rid of
#71 - syis
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Good one, OP, I almost forgot this joke since it hasn't been posted here since a month...
Good one, OP, I almost forgot this joke since it hasn't been posted here since a month...
#22 - brinden
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I guess French people hate war
I guess French people hate war
User avatar #23 to #22 - secretdestroyers
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Yeah, I feel like Napoleon would be rolling over in his grave if he saw the French military now...
User avatar #49 to #23 - yourmomisyourdad
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Ashamed of the french army now? Oh you mean the army considered like the 4th one in the entire world? I'm sure he is proud of his country.
#32 to #23 - zeroclassified
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I'm pretty sure he is...

Hell, attach him to a generator and it's generate enough electricity to power all of France for an eternity! XD
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#53 - ekesss
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#58 to #53 - fecal
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that just seems like a ridiculously elaborate way of going down stairs
User avatar #67 to #58 - spoonless
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Looks like fun to me.
#68 to #67 - fecal
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The only reason I like parcour is for the copious amounts of fail video's it provides the internets
User avatar #69 to #68 - spoonless
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I like it because rooftops.
#30 - johnconnorone
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FRENCH RIFLE WWII: Never Fired, Dropped Once
FRENCH RIFLE WWII: Never Fired, Dropped Once
User avatar #38 to #30 - CRosBY
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Wt is that gif from.
User avatar #39 to #38 - johnconnorone
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the internet
User avatar #41 - knarta
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It's written "parcour" in french....
User avatar #79 to #41 - omoshiroi
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Nope, its not. Try doing some research on it :)
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