diet tip

Does this look right to you?

Because it doesn't look right to me...

When you gaze into the abyss
sometimes it gazes back

Do you even goatse mate?

Guy with black hair, a blue shirt, and white pointy shoes touching his ears

Stop fucking with my mind.

don't worry.... I've seen this pic a few times..... this is the first time I've noticed the beak

you could rly use sleep

My friends and I love to mess with the pizza guys mind all the time.

>We ordered the pizza and started to get everything ready.
>My friends wife went and got naked and wrapped herself in a blanket.
>My friend he got totally naked. I dressed up with a t-shirt and jeans with my ball cap that has director on it.
>The pizza guy gets there.
>I tell him to come in so I can write a check and it was cold outside.
>As I write the check my friends run through the house behind me, like they are playing tag. (her naked and wrapped in a blanket and him just naked.)
>They go into a room close to the front door and start giggling like they was tickling each other.
>I yell out, "Watch out for the camera equipment we start the anal scene right after lunch!", while I am holding a straight face like it was just a job that was not as exciting as it use to be.
>Finish the check and give it to the delivery guy.
>The delivery guy is in shock and slowly walk out of the door.


Now every time we order pizza it comes about 15 minutes faster.

then what was the two triangles protruded from the side of it's head?

I hadn't noticed those yet.

Is Lip still around?

Did you even look at the older comments?

I did right after I typed that comment... Derp

You know, I was going to correct that Swype error. But it works better with the picture now