Gamer Logic

then its 'Wow, this game sucks."

Oh, right. Probably why so few people play this games/

Well that's not fair.
1. EVERYONE loses at dwarf fortress, as depicted on the left.
2. Technically, since the game itself has no goal, you can't win. You just keep going until your fortress becomes self sustaining to the point you don't need to play anymore, or you do something stupid and fuck it all up.

If you're losing at DF, then your having FUN

The lack of a tutorial?



help me I can't even make a basic military squad

I can't even understand the graphics, and i have no idea where i can find a tutorial.

You should download the basic newb pack, it comes with some skins. it helps a LOT

Also you need a tutorial, I recommend this one because it got me into the game:
www . youtube . com/watch?v=FoUTi1aTW2Y

Thanks :D

My younger friend sometimes plays single player call of duty at my house and screams at the AI players for hacking. I just don't understand.

Well, technically, it doesn't. You know, AI's aren't usually alive.

it's true, the AI is not in fact alive. causing it to have no life, SO I WILL TELL THAT BITCH HE HAS NO LIFE

Gotta get out of the banshee to t-bag.

All thumbs to mans (or Female) Logic.

Or the freaking mantis.

Awe man i suck bad with the mantis, always rockin them assists when i hop in that thing. I just stay away from vehicles in general because the people i usually play with are all better than me.

The banshee is terrible in Halo 4, it can take little damage before it explodes into hateful nothingness. Battle Rifle is supreme.

You haven't played Halo 4 if you think BR is better than the DMR...

Beat the campaign on Legendary solo my friend, DMR doesnt sound as good when you fire it, and if you nail all three shots with the BR on their head every time, it doesnt matter what weapon they are using. Unless its the sniper.

last time i checked the DMR kills a tenth of a second faster than the BR, only time i use to BR is in swat or on much smaller maps.

but while we are talking Rifles the LR is actually the strongest one shots per kill, look up a few of walshy's videos on youtube.

LR is good, but I dont see myself using it without the Ammo upgrade because of its large ammo consumption. I do use the DMR on my WETWORK loadout because it has a camo, and I dont want to use the ACT Battle Rifle on more than 2 loadouts.

mhm, you should add me and we can play halo some time, frickbot is my gt

Cool beans

Knowing me I would fall have there nose up my butt

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #357 at In my ass... **

The Vicious Cycle of Franchises and Fans

Double correction.
2. If you're doing better than me, I fucked your mom.

sometimes one bullet makes all the difference...
pic is completely relevant...somehow...

Story of my fucking life.

That's the most amazing shit I've ever seen from Battlefield... how the FUCK did that guy do that so flawlessly...

theres a video on youtube that goes a bit further, the guy who got killed only said this "i'm not even mad, just impressed"

who he really is

Anyone that kills me with a cheap/OP weapon is a faggot, but I see where you're coming from.

i think that he can see where you're from even better than you..because of the long neck...get it?

yeah lol.

if Intel is protected by 3 engies
Proceed to have all engi squad and return to the times of cold war

If playing as pyro proceed to never let go of the fire trigger.

Yeah, same here man.
But why internet also randomly disconnects for a minute at random times meaning that you cant gain any exp in games like battlefield or play a full game of FIFA.

I occasionally know that feel, bro.

pic related, my tf2 spray.
i use it because so many people would bitch about my ping
"sobo the movie" was a in joke on my old server

"fukin hakor do u evn lift fite me irl"
I get stuff like that occasionally. But I suck at first-person shooters so it's not common, lol

Those people amuse the shit out of me