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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#31 - vilememory
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(11/17/2012) [-]
**vilememory rolls 88**
#252 to #31 - anon id: a9a6928e
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**anonymous rolls 87**
#459 to #31 - xpeh
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This Manga is called Spiral, right?
User avatar #463 to #459 - novren
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Uzumaki, yes.
#465 to #463 - xpeh
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Thanks!
#40 to #31 - xgeneration
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**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at wut **
heil hitler
#43 to #31 - susinfluenza
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#114 to #43 - ChristopherLloyd
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User avatar #239 to #114 - thedarkhavok
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No.
#32 to #31 - vilememory
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Silly me, that's not how physics work.
#479 to #32 - anon id: e8f781db
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Well...He did stop the car.
#315 to #32 - xnotcreative
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Wouldn't momentum be a better word?

The word 'Physics' seems a bit too broad for me.
User avatar #414 to #315 - eiad
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dude.. do you even physics?
User avatar #492 to #315 - gaynigger
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You must be fun to be around.
#505 to #492 - xnotcreative
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This is the only place where I thought I could actually hold down an intelligent conversation with someone. One where I could actually learn something.

I was an idiot for thinking a site that worships repeating numbers, bitches about friend-zones, complains about reposts, constantly overuses quotes such as "You must be fun at parties", uses red pixelated thumbs as a form of assault, spams the word "******" and "faggot", worship cats online but neglect their own, and a bunch of other things.

Hmm, I guess I'll try being fun the FunnyJunk way...

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #508 to #505 - gaynigger
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lol really?_ funnyjunk_ is the place you chose for an intelligent conversation?
#513 to #508 - xnotcreative
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In hindsight, you're right. I'd have better luck finding a physicist browsing 9gag than finding someone reasonable on this rather fascist site.

I'm so tempted to quit this site, but the layout of this website is absolutely phenomenal, but the users on this site are just absolutely unbearable.
User avatar #520 to #513 - gaynigger
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Well, man, there are possibilities for intelligent conversations here, you just have to go about it right way. You were nitpicking a joke. What's the point of doing that? Of course you're going to get negative feedback.

Why not browse reddit and leave the funny to funnyjunk? You can actually have a meaningful, open-minded debate/conversation on reddit, and it's not even uncommon.
#530 to #520 - xnotcreative
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The format of reddit is rather dull, but if it's for the sake of my sanity, I might as well get used to it. Farewell stranger, and thank you for suggesting the site to me, I'll give it another look.
User avatar #546 to #505 - thedarkhavok
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Let's back right up. You are insulting the intelligence of FJ, whilst presuming it was the only place where you could 'hold down an intelligent conversation' with someone. Incredible.

#547 to #546 - xnotcreative
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I consider the intelligence of FJ to be a variable. I've met 3 people so far, who I've learned much from, on this site. My hypothesis, using inductive reasoning, was that there are some people willing to share their knowledge with me. So far, I've only learned a little bit more about grammar, and some interesting facts about WW2. The rest of you seem to be far too obsessed with video games, anime, cats, and escaping some non-existent wall in a relationship you've people called the 'friend-zone'.

Also, the only two friends I have that don't just call me over to smoke are currently on a trip to a Blue Mountain ski resort, a trip which I couldn't afford to go on, and my girlfriends' phone no longer works after dropping it in the toilet, so I have no one to try and talk to but the people of FunnyJunk. (Unless I feel like taking a step closer to getting lung cancer with my degenerate friends).
User avatar #550 to #547 - thedarkhavok
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Given that your first language clearly isn't English, try not to perfectly construct a paragraph. It just looks a little contrived. I think you've misunderstood the target demographic here.
User avatar #326 to #315 - vilememory
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Well for the purpose of the joke I went with physics as that has a better sound to it. If I wanted to be more literal I would have used momentum.
#397 to #326 - chrizac
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And if you'd used momentum there's a chance that there could of been a *********. By using physics you left room for everything. Good job vilememory.
And if you'd used momentum there's a chance that there could of been a *********. By using physics you left room for everything. Good job vilememory.
#451 to #397 - xnotcreative
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What you're basically saying is: As long as you're vague, you can avoid looking like a retard. I'd prefer to start a *********, and learn from it, rather than live my life as a sheltered ignoramus.
User avatar #481 to #451 - vilememory
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It was never my intention to cause a **** storm or to degrade the mentality of those that come here. I simply made this as a means to make people laugh.
#486 to #481 - xnotcreative
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I was responding to chrizac, but yes, or course, isn't that why everyone comes here? To try and laugh, or to make others laugh? You have my meaningless green thumbs, for whatever they're worth to you.
#542 to #486 - chrizac
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What I was simply saying that by using a narrower field, such as momentum instead of physics, there is more room for error. Like vilememory said, he wanted to be funny and make people laugh, which may not have happened if he had accidentally used the laws of momentum wrong.
What I was simply saying that by using a narrower field, such as momentum instead of physics, there is more room for error. Like vilememory said, he wanted to be funny and make people laugh, which may not have happened if he had accidentally used the laws of momentum wrong.
#446 to #315 - anon id: 12f6b91f
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Wouldn't faggot be a better word?

The word 'xnotcreative' seems a bit too gay for me.
#485 to #446 - xnotcreative
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You were a smart man for posting as an anonymous.

Also, altering my comment to try and offend me doesn't do much for anyone. It's neither humorous, or original.
User avatar #63 - kimmustonen
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**kimmustonen rolls 330**

Do you even trips?
User avatar #64 to #63 - kimmustonen
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**kimmustonen rolls 3**

Oops, forgot the last digit.
#67 to #64 - lilRican
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You..... you're going places...
You..... you're going places...
User avatar #76 to #64 - justbeinabrony
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oh my god someone please thumb this guy up
User avatar #85 to #64 - hydraetis
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MOTHER OF GOD
User avatar #11 - Scorchtwentyfour
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**Scorchtwentyfour rolls 55**
#13 to #11 - shadowpanda
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**shadowpanda rolls 81** I wonder...
#14 to #13 - shadowpanda
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Whew, good thing that didn't work.
User avatar #19 to #11 - erethilful
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**erethilful rolls 26** Well well well.
#22 to #11 - anon id: f4505c57
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**anonymous rolls 97** You're outmatched though, young padawan.
#138 to #11 - anon id: 761d1c12
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**anonymous rolls 908**
#12 to #11 - Scorchtwentyfour
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First dubs on this page.
#18 to #11 - icefall
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Dubs on comment #11, well played sir.
#417 - amazingbrian
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**amazingbrian rolls 43**
#420 to #417 - anon id: d2cac2b2
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SO CLOSE!
#430 to #417 - noirwyns
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User avatar #421 to #417 - willowpuff
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OH! ****. So close.
#419 to #417 - amazingbrian
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...
...
User avatar #445 to #417 - shadowfienx
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**** YOU, YOU JUST ROLLED 43
#426 to #417 - tjaw
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#9 - cantremember
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**cantremember rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Well... Fuck **
**cantremember rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Well... Fuck **
User avatar #370 - mrsixinch
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**mrsixinch rolls 99** come on, dubs!
#393 to #370 - beyondcreation
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User avatar #373 to #370 - mrsixinch
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Yay, verily!
#377 to #370 - thecrummybread
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**thecrummybread rolls 11**
#390 to #377 - devildogpratt
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sorry I broke your combo
sorry I broke your combo
User avatar #398 to #390 - mrsixinch
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It's okay, young one. The gods choose only a select few. Be not disheartened, but rise up from this dark moment in your life.
#389 to #377 - devildogpratt
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**devildogpratt rolls 36**
**devildogpratt rolls 36**
#409 to #389 - youxbarstard
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OK now what movie is that from?
#447 to #409 - devildogpratt
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I wish I knew
#387 to #377 - beasteater
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I wanna try to roll dubs to see if it works but I don't want to be that guy that ruins it
User avatar #379 to #377 - mrsixinch
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What is this arcane magic which hath conjured dub dubs?
User avatar #381 to #377 - ishitincups
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WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE?!
#378 to #377 - thecrummybread
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holy ****
#1 - ascendedwings
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Inb4 everyone else rolling
#2 to #1 - xcelarent
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**xcelarent rolls 853,265,273**

because **** you
User avatar #34 to #2 - grimhound
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**grimhound rolls 812,122,255** No
#3 to #1 - kuchikirukia
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**kuchikirukia rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at seatbelts. **   
Well ****
**kuchikirukia rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at seatbelts. **
Well ****
#17 to #3 - SirFail
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**SirFail rolled a random image posted in comment #1844779 at MLP Friendly Board **
**SirFail rolled a random image posted in comment #1844779 at MLP Friendly Board **
#245 to #17 - killakahn
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#484 to #3 - itsmewaffle
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I just HAD to caption it.
I just HAD to caption it.
#376 - funforlife
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**funforlife rolls 11**
#60 - funkyrednipples
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Oh Magic Conch will I roll dubs?
#61 to #60 - funkyrednipples
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**funkyrednipples rolls 93**
#62 to #61 - funkyrednipples
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#258 - odio
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**odio rolls 67**
User avatar #278 to #258 - iamzombie
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**iamzombie rolls 769** 420 Blaze it faggot
#279 to #258 - fisheaglee
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**fisheaglee rolls 80** Do you even lift
User avatar #281 to #258 - mondominiman
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**mondominiman rolls 37**
#259 to #258 - odio
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almost
#271 to #259 - thetrolltrolley
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**thetrolltrolley rolls 88**
**thetrolltrolley rolls 88**
User avatar #270 to #258 - unnyjunkerf
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**unnyjunkerf rolls 33** take these