I do this all the time.. Please if you have more do tell. I love telling people these kinds of stories. If they can't handle my humor, I don't wanna be friends
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I do this all the time.

Please if you have more do tell. I love telling people these kinds of stories. If they can't handle my humor, I don't wanna be friends with them.

1. So, I was ball: deep in this hobo the other day,
and I go around to tickle the gum: nut sack, AND
THE FAGGOT HAD A BONER! I was so pissed off I
pulled out early and finished on his face.
2. So, I was trimming my pubes. Low n' behold my
dick got in the way. So I cut that bitch off. But I' m
not one to leave a job so I cut my ball:
off tee. **** was so cash.
ELI want to fellate that underage horse. I want to
feel her insides around my raging erection as I fill
her up with my cock. I want her to scream as the
delicate skin around her anus tears and blood
starts seeping onto my erection. I fantasize about
shoving her cock through her eye socket and
cumming in her brain. The image of her walking
around with a bleeding anus and cum seeping out
of her empty eye socket is an amazing turn on.
You don' t know how many times |' ye dreamed
about watching her cry and scream as she was
raped repeatedly and skull ****** until cum mixed
with brain matter dripped out of her empty eye
socket, and cum mixed with blood seeped from
her ripped open anus. Sometimes I even imagine
cutting open her stomach and ******* her organs
till I fill her chest cavity with semen and sew her
back up so she walks around the rest of her life
with my semen moving around inside of her.
Dedj to my buddy Cree for the first story,
sierramike for the second, and lenewtroll for the
last one. If you have anymore feel free to
comment them or message me so I can make
another one. I hope you enjoyed.
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Submitted: 11/17/2012
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#1 - tiktik (11/17/2012) [-]
Im just gana leave now
Im just gana leave now
#4 - zeevalkyrie (11/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What the 						****					 was that, Number 3?
What the **** was that, Number 3?
#13 - overlordtom (11/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
and its only 9am, thanks wicks...
and its only 9am, thanks wicks...
User avatar #14 to #13 - wickkles (11/23/2012) [-]
Stalking my profile huh?
User avatar #11 - skimbosh (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"blood seeped from her ripped open anus"

My inner voice is tickled.
#3 - charitar (11/17/2012) [-]
Damn you, imagination.
Damn you, imagination.
 
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