religon. tell me if it's a repost, i'll take it down. What if in a thousand years time these thud: News Jokes are taken seriously? There will he tales of a man
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tell me if it's a repost, i'll take it down

What if in a thousand years time these thud: News Jokes are
taken seriously? There will he tales of a man that stood ten feet
tall, breathed tare and tense roundhouse kicked a manta the
mean. Maybe that' s how the stories went Jesus in the were
started? Somebody a long time and just didn' t get the joke.
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User avatar #7 - yoyoyojack (11/17/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Anybody remember the Kings from Fallout New Vegas? The gang outfit was based off of Elvis because the gang thought people worshipped him. They determined this from the posters and outfits they found, which were really costumes for studying actors.
What if something similar happened with Chuck Norris? Except the members don't just dress like him but undergo surgical enhancements to become like him....
That'd be and interesting faction.
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#19 to #13 - breadbasket (11/17/2012) [-]
Who watches Chuck Norris films? They're the worst pieces of cinematic garbage to ever disgrace the face of this world.

That's a bit over-exaggerated, but they are pretty bad.
#58 - theredheadbadass **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #72 to #58 - Lambda (11/17/2012) [-]
That's a VU meter. It measures the amplitude of audio signals in dB, a logarithmic scale where 0 is a normal value, and you don't truly have no signal until -∞. Currently it's indicating -20dB, so technically you ARE giving a ****** you're just doing it very quietly.
#166 - sposadox (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I used to think Chuck Norris was awesome and the jokes were funny, but then two things happened.

1) I grew up
2) Most importantly, I found out that Chuck Norris is a raging homophobe, religious zealot, and an all-around total idiot.
#180 - JohnE (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I was expecting "Ten foot tall, breathed fire and shot lightning bolts out of his ass"...
#112 - sweatyasains (11/17/2012) [-]
its a repost
#164 - jimmytwoshoes ONLINE (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#233 - thepartygod (11/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If the internet still exists in a thousand years, the future people will assume we worshiped Nicholas Cage
If the internet still exists in a thousand years, the future people will assume we worshiped Nicholas Cage
#1 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This is a real idea called euhemerism, an example of which states that Zeus was a mortal king who was raised to deity status following his death.

#4 to #1 - mollike (11/17/2012) [-]
I only got this one
#37 - tonttu (11/17/2012) [-]
I actually like Chuck Norris jokes. Because they are just jokes, nothing more
User avatar #26 - jlyoung (11/17/2012) [+] (12 replies)
There's historical evidence that strongly suggest certain biblical stories are based around actual happenings (i.e. Noah's ark was based around a Sumerian king who loaded a boat up with treasure and floated down the Euphrates river during an especially strong flood.)
User avatar #29 to #28 - jlyoung (11/17/2012) [-]
The fact that pretty much every culture in that region has almost the exact same story and the fact they all match up to the thing that really happened?
That's evidence.
#111 - zumzizeroo (11/17/2012) [-]
What if in the future, people think that comic book heroes are our gods. they will inevitably find idols (action figures), records of festivals in honor of these gods (comicon etc), and various myths and legends that were ubiquitous in our ancient times (comic books and movies).
#91 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
A black woman shoots bond on a moving train, he survives ofc and lives at a beach with a hot woman and he drinks every night, then MI6 is attacked and her returns to help out. He has to go through some tests to see if he is still fit to be an agent, he fails, but he doesnt know because M lets him become an agent again anyway. he kills some guy in a skyscraper with fancy colors in Shanghai and goes to a chinese party where he meets a prostitute he then ***** on a boat on the way to an island owned by the main villain who is called Silva he is an old agent, bond uses a radio to call reinforcements and they come and pick them both up at the island. Then later Silva escaped cus it was all part of his plan, Bond and M hides at Bonds old house in a place called Skyfall. We learn bonds dad was Andrew Bond and his mother had a stupid ass french looking name, and that bond's parents died because he is batman. Then silva tries to kill them in the house but they get away and the house burns. Then they run to a church and Bond kills Silva and then M dies. Later they are on the office and we learn that the ****** from earlier is actually moneypenny or whatever the **** she is called. And some paper pusher man becomes the new M.

****** is moneypenny.
M dies.
A man becomes new M.
Bond's parents died.
Silva is an old agent.
Q is a DYEL faggot.
#87 - baine (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#70 - Pyrollamas (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
To Bill Brasky!!
#38 - xxxgnipsxxx (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I wouldn't say this could happen with jesus, but folk tales like paul bunyan and stuff I'm sure started because of this.
#244 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
Sounds familiar.
#207 - loffarn (11/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Dubs decide my profile pic.
Dubs decide my profile pic.
User avatar #211 to #207 - naruchu (11/18/2012) [-]
**naruchu rolls 44**
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