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#115 - Snapthatneck (11/17/2012) [-]
Marrying a women for sex is like buying a 747 for free peanuts
#152 to #115 - misterstollo (11/18/2012) [-]
Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?
User avatar #135 to #115 - theswagmobile (11/17/2012) [-]
Yay, Jeff Foxworthy.
User avatar #133 to #115 - cadaverbox (11/17/2012) [-]
Airplanes don't produce peanuts.
Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a computer for gaming. It does other things, you just don't do them.

"Women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, ******* , and their sisters' ******* ."
-Jon Lajoie.
User avatar #120 to #115 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
I ******* love free peanuts.
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