Drink plenty of water.. My first rage comic. Never saw this joke on here before. hell its OC so bite me. a failling marriage, he] YOU JUST WENT MY MONEY YOU JUS
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Drink plenty of water.

Drink plenty of water.. My first rage comic. Never saw this joke on here before. hell its OC so bite me. a failling marriage, he] YOU JUST WENT MY MONEY YOU JUS

My first rage comic. Never saw this joke on here before. hell its OC so bite me

a failling marriage, he]
YOU JUST WENT MY MONEY
YOU JUST WANT ME FOR EEK
This is haw the worlds oldest
profession was made
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Submitted: 11/17/2012
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#23 - canadienwulrus (11/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
You really think that's true?  Okay money didn't have to exists, cro-magnons could've gave the cave skanks a fish to put out right?  Wrong.  then the oldest profession would be fisherman.
You really think that's true? Okay money didn't have to exists, cro-magnons could've gave the cave skanks a fish to put out right? Wrong. then the oldest profession would be fisherman.
#77 - lospussy (11/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#115 - Snapthatneck (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Marrying a women for sex is like buying a 747 for free peanuts
#54 - saladtongsofdeath (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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its nice to see that they worked out their problems through farming
#18 - Wingz (11/17/2012) [-]
How can money come before a profession
#113 - stripeygreenhat (11/17/2012) [-]
Prostitution probably existed before humanity.
#81 - fivefingerlaugh (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**fivefingerlaugh rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Jimmy Carr **
#119 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He's talking about prostitutes yes?
User avatar #24 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
1800?
Lol no.
Ishtar- the goddess of sexuality and prostitution (and for those who watched yugioh, you finally know what Bakura got out of that partnership) has been around since before 2000bc.
#134 - juha (11/17/2012) [-]
holy **** I hate ragecomics, but I liked this one
User avatar #66 - celwi (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If that was the first profession, then where did he get his money? Idiot...
#67 to #66 - Chupacabras (11/17/2012) [-]
Rocks. They collected rocks.
#63 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
HERE DRINKS ON ME
User avatar #59 - rplix (11/17/2012) [-]
Rape is the oldest profession.
#53 - alucardshellhound (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Hitler did nothing wrong **
#39 - baloonwalrus (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>implying that they had stable currency back in 1800 b.c.

img unrelated
User avatar #46 to #39 - whitenerdy ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
They Developed Banking in Mesopotamia around c. 3000 - c. 2000 BC.

> Implying the joke would be funny if the man said "You just want my applied currency value that we use in the following area where we're currently located!"
User avatar #61 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thanks to everyone for making this go front page.
-op
#48 - deathrinderalta (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)






The trading of some sort of goods or services for sex has been around a lot longer than that, and isn't unique to the human race
#69 to #48 - thepartygod (11/17/2012) [-]
isn't unique to the human race?    
Are you saying I can pay a horse and it will have sex with me?
isn't unique to the human race?
Are you saying I can pay a horse and it will have sex with me?
User avatar #38 - peepeethesailor (11/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
FJ I NEED YOUR HELP I LOST MY DOG HE RAN OFF HIS LEASH INTO THE SUNSET AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS PLEASE GUYS HELP ME PLEASE I LOVE MY DOG SO MUCH PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DIE HE IS IN YOUR HANDS NOW DON'T UPSET ME FUNNYJUNK I WILL ALWAYS MAKE LOVE TO YOU IF YOU FIND HIM PLEASE HELP ME OUT I PROMISE I WON'T EVER CALL YOU GUYS ******* LIGGERS AGAIN PLEASE GUYS PLEASE I JUST NEED HIM PLEASE FJ PLEASE OH MY JESUS CHRIST AND ALLAH AND GOD AND ZEUS AND BUDDHA PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!
#65 to #38 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
Found it.
Found it.
User avatar #12 - ryukyukids (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this doesn't make sense, if the guy didn't have a profession how would he have money for her to want?
#34 - Haane (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is it really the oldest? Because if a man paid a woman a fish for sex, then fishing would then be the oldest profession.
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