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#5 - mikaelkid (11/17/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 0**


Will I ever find a beautiful loyal, wife
#318 to #5 - thelostpron (05/05/2014) [-]
**thelostpron rolls 2** will the world ever end?
User avatar #319 to #318 - mikaelkid (05/05/2014) [-]
What are you doing here sir
#320 to #319 - thelostpron (05/06/2014) [-]
i am being pr0n
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User avatar #315 to #5 - themastertroller (11/18/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolls 8** do you even lift?
User avatar #313 to #5 - petard (11/18/2012) [-]
**petard rolls 2** Should I ask again?
#312 to #5 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9**

Are my friends honest and true to me?
#309 to #5 - HOtaconE (11/18/2012) [-]
**HOtaconE rolls 9** Am I a dumb arse?
#310 to #309 - HOtaconE (11/18/2012) [-]
**** you too.
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User avatar #287 to #5 - stripey (11/18/2012) [-]
**stripey rolls 0** forgot my question, sorry conch.

Will I ever get married?
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User avatar #278 to #5 - thenipplenator (11/18/2012) [-]
**thenipplenator rolls 8** does a sith deal in absolutes?
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User avatar #265 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm doing no fap November....
User avatar #264 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolls 8** just tell me and don't be a scumbag
will I get red thumbs?
User avatar #263 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolls 3** does maybe mean yes?
User avatar #262 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolls 4** does maybe mean yes?
User avatar #260 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolls 5** will I get red thumbs on that comment?
#259 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** will larry ever come out?
#242 to #5 - sweatsammich (11/17/2012) [-]
**sweatsammich rolls 2** is this thread magic ?
#240 to #5 - fuckingmagicconch (11/17/2012) [-]
** ***************** rolls 1** magic conch, why are you such a cunt?
User avatar #232 to #5 - bananarowboat (11/17/2012) [-]
**bananarowboat rolls 1** am I homosexual?
User avatar #234 to #232 - bananarowboat (11/17/2012) [-]
darn it
#230 to #5 - fuckingmagicconch (11/17/2012) [-]
** ***************** rolls 9** should i deleat my current account?
#237 to #230 - fuckingmagicconch (11/17/2012) [-]
** ***************** rolls 7** IS KANYE WEST A ****** AND IS 1 DIRECTION PRODJUCING THE BEST MUSI ON OUT GENERATION?
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#235 to #230 - fuckingmagicconch (11/17/2012) [-]
******* ******** YOU ******* SHELL CUNT PRICK

I HAD TO GET RID OF MY FIRST ACCOUNT YOU ******* LUMP OF COCK
I AM RE-ROLING
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User avatar #275 to #226 - funkyrednipples (11/18/2012) [-]
This man deserves his thumbs! Forget him not
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User avatar #220 to #5 - mrsirandsir (11/17/2012) [-]
**mrsirandsir rolls 9**

I'm hungry, should I quit FunnyJunking and make food?
#306 to #220 - funnyjunking (11/18/2012) [-]
you cant quit me
you cant quit me
User avatar #221 to #220 - mrsirandsir (11/17/2012) [-]
**mrsirandsir rolls 2**

I was already gonna do that, but should I get food first?
#217 to #5 - spelled (11/17/2012) [-]
**spelled rolls 6** should I delete my account?
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User avatar #209 to #5 - TheScott (11/17/2012) [-]
**TheScott rolls 5** Are the zombies coming soon?
User avatar #205 to #5 - EdwardNigma (11/17/2012) [-]
**EdwardNigma rolls 7** Am I going to die from these crazy ******* storms and potential tornadoes and **** ?
User avatar #206 to #205 - EdwardNigma (11/17/2012) [-]
**EdwardNigma rolls 9** Thats fascinating but it doesn't answer my question.
#207 to #206 - EdwardNigma (11/17/2012) [-]
**EdwardNigma rolls 9**
**EdwardNigma rolls 9**
#208 to #207 - EdwardNigma (11/17/2012) [-]
Theres no ******* arguing with this thing.
User avatar #249 to #208 - Nickdowgg (11/17/2012) [-]
**Nickdowgg rolls 6**
Will EdwardNigma "die from these crazy ******* storms and potential tornadoes and **** ?"
#204 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** Should I go play Fable 2?
User avatar #195 to #5 - danniegurl (11/17/2012) [-]
**danniegurl rolls 2** will i get a boyfriend soon?
User avatar #197 to #195 - danniegurl (11/17/2012) [-]
**danniegurl rolls 9** okay, will op?
User avatar #200 to #197 - danniegurl (11/17/2012) [-]
**danniegurl rolls 3** i'd rather not, do i have to?
User avatar #191 to #5 - Nickdowgg (11/17/2012) [-]
**Nickdowgg rolls 9**
Will I ever have sex?
User avatar #192 to #191 - Nickdowgg (11/17/2012) [-]
**Nickdowgg rolls 9**
That's not an answer faggot.
#184 to #5 - Epicgetguy (11/17/2012) [-]
**Epicgetguy rolls 8** Will she eventually love me?
User avatar #186 to #184 - Epicgetguy (11/17/2012) [-]
**Epicgetguy rolls 4**
User avatar #187 to #186 - Epicgetguy (11/17/2012) [-]
**Epicgetguy rolls 5**
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#180 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**

Am i a ginger?
#172 to #5 - scsuper ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**scsuper rolls 2** Should I fap right now?
User avatar #168 to #5 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**deliciousdee rolls 4** were those the droids I was looking for?
User avatar #169 to #168 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**deliciousdee rolls 6** Just be straight withe me here. Did I get mindtricked?
#170 to #169 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 to #5 - dameush (11/17/2012) [-]
**dameush rolls 9** do you even lift?
#171 to #165 - dameush (11/17/2012) [-]
**dameush rolls 8** Do I have to listen to you?
User avatar #164 to #5 - TwistedBamboozler (11/17/2012) [-]
**TwistedBamboozler rolls 4** will I become a successful richfag?
User avatar #166 to #164 - TwistedBamboozler (11/17/2012) [-]
**TwistedBamboozler rolls 2** I asked if I'll become a successful business man and entrepreneur
User avatar #156 to #5 - ecomale (11/17/2012) [-]
**ecomale rolls 3** Will i ever have a girlfriend?
User avatar #155 to #5 - shofbalagairo (11/17/2012) [-]
**shofbalagairo rolls 2** Will i lose my virginity next year?
User avatar #154 to #5 - whydoesntitwork (11/17/2012) [-]
**whydoesntitwork rolls 0** will the world end on the 21st december 2012?
User avatar #157 to #154 - whydoesntitwork (11/17/2012) [-]
**whydoesntitwork rolls 7** cant i just wait until the 21st
#149 to #5 - vycanismajoris (11/17/2012) [-]
**vycanismajoris rolls 42** What's the capital city of New York?
User avatar #147 to #5 - mikimoose (11/17/2012) [-]
**mikimoose rolls 5** No.
User avatar #145 to #5 - domogle (11/17/2012) [-]
**domogle rolls 7** will I get laid tonight?
User avatar #135 to #5 - RandomMikael (11/17/2012) [-]
**RandomMikael rolls 2**


Will mikaelkid or I ever find true love in a woman.
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User avatar #127 to #5 - kltznrj (11/17/2012) [-]
**kltznrj rolls 5** will I ever fap again?
User avatar #129 to #127 - kltznrj (11/17/2012) [-]
**kltznrj rolls 3** Will I?
#134 to #129 - kltznrj (11/17/2012) [-]
**kltznrj rolls 8** last time...will I ever fap again?
User avatar #311 to #134 - xxcxpxx (11/18/2012) [-]
are u a wizard?
User avatar #122 to #5 - dsand (11/17/2012) [-]
**dsand rolls 9** Am I gay?
User avatar #133 to #122 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
Do it phaggot.
User avatar #123 to #122 - dsand (11/17/2012) [-]
**dsand rolls 0** Really?
User avatar #126 to #123 - dsand (11/17/2012) [-]
**dsand rolls 3** Shell pls.
User avatar #118 to #5 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 8** will i ever lose my virginity
User avatar #116 to #5 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/17/2012) [-]
**eeveeisbestpoke rolls 7** Will I ever become rich and famous?
User avatar #114 to #5 - johnnygat (11/17/2012) [-]
**johnnygat rolls 1** Is OP a faggot?
User avatar #113 to #5 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
**swooshbear rolls 4** Will I be successful in life?
User avatar #115 to #113 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
**swooshbear rolls 0** Will I be successful in life?
User avatar #111 to #5 - youngduece (11/17/2012) [-]
**youngduece rolls 7**
User avatar #110 to #5 - boxdweller (11/17/2012) [-]
**boxdweller rolls 1** Will Half-Life 3 ever be released?
User avatar #158 to #110 - valve (11/17/2012) [-]
of course not.
#159 to #158 - boxdweller (11/17/2012) [-]
*confused as to why you'd dare defy the Magic Conch*

*Looks at username*
#161 to #159 - valve (11/17/2012) [-]
brb updating Tf2 so it takes up more hard disk space on your computer
User avatar #108 to #5 - iamatoaster (11/17/2012) [-]
**iamatoaster rolls 7** Do you suck?
User avatar #106 to #5 - fightforfate ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**fightforfate rolls 3**
will my penis grow another penis?
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User avatar #102 to #5 - bensho (11/17/2012) [-]
**bensho rolls 6** Almighty conch, am I a homosexual?
User avatar #98 to #5 - cnlsanders ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**cnlsanders rolls 9** will my bitch of an ex burn in the fiery pits of eternal hellfire and brimstone?
User avatar #97 to #5 - WhattheNorris (11/17/2012) [-]
**WhattheNorris rolls 4**

Would I had gotten raped if I had gone today?
User avatar #99 to #97 - WhattheNorris (11/17/2012) [-]
**WhattheNorris rolls 6**

Well would I?
User avatar #96 to #5 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolls 6** will you suck my dick?
#95 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** Am I adopted?
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User avatar #94 to #5 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**thenewnuggubler rolls 8** will i ever get laid, O magic conch?
#100 to #94 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
good point
User avatar #93 to #5 - KobraKidd (11/17/2012) [-]
**KobraKidd rolls 2**

Will I ever be cool?
User avatar #92 to #5 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**ZenMacros rolls 0**
Will we kiss tonight?
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User avatar #148 to #146 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't I participate seriously? It's the magic conch, for ***** sake.
User avatar #90 to #5 - philliyoMLB (11/17/2012) [-]
**philliyoMLB rolls 1** do you love me?
#88 to #5 - AcornShouter (11/17/2012) [-]
**AcornShouter rolls 8** will i get laid tomorrow
#89 to #88 - AcornShouter (11/17/2012) [-]
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at good morning !! ** k
User avatar #86 to #5 - mikaelkid (11/17/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 0**

Maybe?
User avatar #87 to #86 - mikaelkid (11/17/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 5**

**** this, **** you conch.
#85 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76**
must mikaelkid kill himself in order to meet a beautiful loyal wife
#80 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** does she love me too?
User avatar #79 to #5 - mcderfenschmirt (11/17/2012) [-]
**mcderfenschmirt rolls 5**

Will you say yes?
#78 to #5 - havenhearth (11/17/2012) [-]
**havenhearth rolls 1** Will mikaelkid ever find a beautiful loyal, wife
User avatar #76 to #5 - RollerRolledRoll (11/17/2012) [-]
**RollerRolledRoll rolls 6** Will I ever have sex?
#73 to #5 - dmagen (11/17/2012) [-]
**dmagen rolls 7** should I party hard?!
**dmagen rolls 7** should I party hard?!
User avatar #75 to #73 - dmagen (11/17/2012) [-]
if I dance like this I am.
#69 to #5 - unoletmehavename (11/17/2012) [-]
**unoletmehavename rolls 6** will i ever find a girlfriend ?
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#65 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
Am i ever gonna get laid
User avatar #58 to #5 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
**illegalartist rolls 5** am i going to college?
User avatar #60 to #58 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
**illegalartist rolls 7** IM SICK OF MAYBE
User avatar #62 to #60 - illegalartist (11/17/2012) [-]
**illegalartist rolls 8** JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, ASSHOLE
#71 to #63 - switchblayde (11/17/2012) [-]
your rolls made me laugh more than the content. A rewarding gif for you, good sir.
your rolls made me laugh more than the content. A rewarding gif for you, good sir.
User avatar #54 to #5 - anepicnub (11/17/2012) [-]
**anepicnub rolls 8**

Should I go fap?
User avatar #51 to #5 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 1** should i write a story?
User avatar #53 to #51 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 4** well **** , should i continue on one of the stories i started but abandoned?
User avatar #55 to #53 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 1** well then
User avatar #57 to #55 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 7** jesus christ why? ok which one? the G/T story?
User avatar #59 to #57 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 8** ill take that as a no, the bioshock one?
User avatar #61 to #59 - ompalomper (11/17/2012) [-]
well if you insist
User avatar #50 to #5 - DeusArchaic (11/17/2012) [-]
**DeusArchaic rolls 1**
Did my friend's mom got a boyfriend that looks like me because she wants me?
User avatar #45 to #5 - andnowducks (11/17/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolls 7** Will I find the love of my life?
User avatar #46 to #45 - unknownmamba (11/17/2012) [-]
huehue
User avatar #43 to #5 - ggggotmethisname (11/17/2012) [-]
**ggggotmethisname rolls 4** will i get the girl i like
User avatar #39 to #5 - shinkashank (11/17/2012) [-]
**shinkashank rolls 0** Will Andy pick me?
#66 to #41 - badassbroadcasts (11/17/2012) [-]
<--- YFW oh well you unlucky bastard
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User avatar #32 to #5 - eccleston (11/17/2012) [-]
Whill I find a good job?
User avatar #34 to #32 - eccleston (11/17/2012) [-]
**eccleston rolls 3** Oops, forgot to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - eccleston (11/17/2012) [-]
**eccleston rolls 6** Well then, will HL3 be released soon?
User avatar #163 to #36 - valve (11/17/2012) [-]
no.
#38 to #36 - eccleston (11/17/2012) [-]
Yay, HL3 is coming out the 3rd of March 2013!
User avatar #31 to #5 - snowshark (11/17/2012) [-]
**snowshark rolls 7**

I'm bored. Should I go and firebomb the Westboro Baptist Church?
User avatar #42 to #31 - snowshark (11/17/2012) [-]
Well... I guess that's a yes then.
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#30 to #5 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** should I delete my account?
User avatar #29 to #5 - xxcerealbeastxx (11/17/2012) [-]
**xxcerealbeastxx rolls 5** will i roll a 1?
#28 to #5 - riefenstahl (11/17/2012) [-]
**riefenstahl rolls 8** will I be fired in the next 4 months?
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#24 to #5 - thisisyourusername (11/17/2012) [-]
**thisisyourusername rolls 8**
will I have sex tonight?
#25 to #24 - thisisyourusername (11/17/2012) [-]
Will do mr.shell.
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User avatar #22 to #5 - nicookje (11/17/2012) [-]
**nicookje rolls 7** will you answer yes?
User avatar #23 to #22 - nicookje (11/17/2012) [-]
**nicookje rolls 6** are you sure
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User avatar #18 to #5 - lskovfoged (11/17/2012) [-]
**lskovfoged rolls 9** John is kill?
#19 to #18 - lskovfoged (11/17/2012) [-]
But I'm too lazy to make a new one.
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#11 to #5 - ackbobthedead (11/17/2012) [-]
**ackbobthedead rolls 6** Is my current mate my true love?
User avatar #10 to #5 - lookatmyhouseofwax (11/17/2012) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolls 9** Is the Mayan Calender wrong and will we all survive on December 21?
User avatar #49 to #10 - chupiter (11/17/2012) [-]
Delete it phaggot!
User avatar #7 to #5 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**lorddarkskull rolls 1** will i remain a kissless virgin loser?
User avatar #124 to #7 - crellow (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh .. That's gonna hurt
#9 to #7 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - mikaelkid (11/17/2012) [-]
Well alrighty then!
#8 to #6 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
roll
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