Sexytime. . when I was little, I thought sex was just kissing while you were naked and one time when I got ttwtt of the I WEISSBIER my eaten the head and then "
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Sexytime

when I was little, I thought sex was just kissing while you
were naked and one time when I got ttwtt of the I
WEISSBIER my eaten the head and then " Ewes
naked and ran downstairs crying saying than had sex with
the cat. You should have seen my mums face.
i Ann
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#4 - awesomenessdefined (11/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**awesomenessdefined rolled a random image posted in comment #1575197 at Item Discussion ** You had sex with a cat?
#59 - bitchplzzz (11/17/2012) [-]
At least you got pussy
#45 - akimotoheikichi (11/17/2012) [-]
When i was a kid, i saw a commercial of a lady giving milk to a puppy and a chimp through a bottle, so i thought that women could have ANY type of babys, so when my mom was pregnant i hoped for a puppy brother LOL, then it turned out to be a girl and I was crying like a little bitch
#53 - feelythefeel ONLINE (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
She was probably hoping you where kitten around!
#26 - phanact (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My sister used to think sex was rubbing your ass cheeks together

like

ass to ass

I dunno
User avatar #83 - Dember ONLINE (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In the words of the seven year old girl I once babysat:
"Sex is when you take your clothes off with someone and kiss each others' privates. And sometimes there is violence."
#94 - stripeygreenhat (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My ten year old brother thinks women pee out their butts. I don't know how to explain to him female genitalia. I just don't have the heart for it. Every time I bring it up with my parents they just laugh and brush it off.

I'm a little worried that my brother will one day be in his twenties trying to get it on with some girl and then end up really confused.
User avatar #95 to #94 - phsycokidx (11/17/2012) [-]
he'll find porn soon, don't worry
#2 - homieoverload (11/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**homieoverload rolled a random image posted in comment #1850183 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw I had sex with my cat
**homieoverload rolled a random image posted in comment #1850183 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw I had sex with my cat
#82 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I thought sex was kissing and cuddling and you'd get pregnant and give birth to babies from your asshole
I thought sex was kissing and cuddling and you'd get pregnant and give birth to babies from your asshole
User avatar #44 - iliekcereal (11/17/2012) [-]
I used to think you just cuddled until babies were made. It took me a while to understand soap operas and **** .
#116 - bossmcpimp (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It wasn't sex........it was rape
It wasn't sex........it was rape
#42 - ikevinamaboss (11/17/2012) [-]
**ikevinamaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at White house gonna get yoked ** his moms fw
#88 - luckyspirit (11/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
When I asked my second grade teacher where babies came from she told me that they came from belly buttons.

I still have a hard time believing the fact that I believed her back then.
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (11/17/2012) [-]
Babies come from baby eggs moron.
#92 - xmuffinx (11/17/2012) [-]
i used to think that sex was cuddling naked, until when i was 9, i was told that the guy pees inside the woman's ass. Back then I didnt even know that there was another hole, and im a girl. mfw i was told that.
#93 - archdarck (11/17/2012) [-]
Do me Hard in the Butt!
Do me Hard in the Butt!
User avatar #127 - defeats (11/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Somehow I always knew what sex was, how it happened and that babies were made that way, I don't know how I found out or how I understood it, man I hope I wasn't raped as a child...
#39 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i dont really know what i thought of sex
never believed in the stork i just thought you got pregenant and that was that, but now that i think about it i was a sick kid
if i remember correctly me and my friends were talking about the size of a girls nipples and i quote my self "I think they look like small raisins".
i was 8 by the way
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