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User avatar #25 - ariusbrightwing (11/17/2012) [-]
Great movie, and am proud there are no spoilers posted yet! :D Keep it up, wenches.
#53 to #25 - devout feminist (11/17/2012) [-]
A black woman shoots bond on a moving train, he survives ofc and lives at a beach with a hot woman and he drinks every night, then MI6 is attacked and her returns to help out. He has to go through some tests to see if he is still fit to be an agent, he fails, but he doesnt know because M lets him become an agent again anyway. he kills some guy in a skyscraper with fancy colors in Shanghai and goes to a chinese party where he meets a prostitute he then fucks on a boat on the way to an island owned by the main villain who is called Silva he is an old agent, bond uses a radio to call reinforcements and they come and pick them both up at the island. Then later Silva escaped cus it was all part of his plan, Bond and M hides at Bonds old house in a place called Skyfall. We learn bonds dad was Andrew Bond and his mother had a stupid ass french looking name, and that bond's parents died because he is batman. Then silva tries to kill them in the house but they get away and the house burns. Then they run to a church and Bond kills Silva and then M dies. Later they are on the office and we learn that the nigger from earlier is actually moneypenny or whatever the fuck she is called. And some paper pusher man becomes the new M.

Nigger is moneypenny.
M dies.
A man becomes new M.
Bond's parents died.
Silva is an old agent.
Q is a DYEL faggot.
User avatar #66 to #53 - ariusbrightwing (11/17/2012) [-]
I already saw the movie you know.... I hope no one else has to read your comment... >n>
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