one must be a desperate virgin to see mushrooms as boobs (as I understood from the comments below).

wow, just wow.

hm, btw, did you know, there was a research of some sorts and it is probably, that kids, who didn't receive proper feeding, are thought to be fixed on breasts. Meaning they are hard-wired to still see them as a distant source of pleasure (food).

On the other hand males who were properly fed grew over breasts and are fixated on hips instead - what we instinctively see in women as a sign of being able to bear children.