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An interview with General Cosgrove
Uploaded by: niggabitchyo
For those that don' t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is
an ‘Australian treasure!‘
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
This is one owns has .
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female
broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE :
So, General Cosgrove. what things are you going to teach these
young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL :
we' re going to teach them climbing. canoeing, archery and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That' s a bit irresponsible, isn' t it?
GENERAL ! :
I don' t see why, they' ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Dont you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?
GENERAL :
I don' t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE :
But you' re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL :
Well, lala' am, you' re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you' re not one, are you?
The radaghast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned,
the Interview was over.
an ‘Australian treasure!‘
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
This is one owns has .
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female
broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE :
So, General Cosgrove. what things are you going to teach these
young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL :
we' re going to teach them climbing. canoeing, archery and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That' s a bit irresponsible, isn' t it?
GENERAL ! :
I don' t see why, they' ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Dont you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?
GENERAL :
I don' t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE :
But you' re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL :
Well, lala' am, you' re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you' re not one, are you?
The radaghast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned,
the Interview was over.
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I think if you learn how to safely handle any weapon you're less likely going to use it wilfully against someone like it's a fucking toy.
Properly training and educating young boys on the correct and safe use of firearms = equipping them with the skills to become violent killers.
I agree guns are dangerous and unnecessary in many situations, but they're not evil neither is the use of guns. You can kill somebody with just about anything, guns are just more efficient.
I agree guns are dangerous and unnecessary in many situations, but they're not evil neither is the use of guns. You can kill somebody with just about anything, guns are just more efficient.
#48
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dirigiblequixote (11/17/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
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GET IT YOU GUYS
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BECAUSE HE
HE SAID
BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN
AND
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AND
AND
ALSO GUNS GUNS ARE FUNNY RIGHT GUYS
GUYS
GET IT YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
GET IT GUYS
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE
BECAUSE
BECAUSE HE
HE SAID
BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN
AND
AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY
AND
AND
ALSO GUNS GUNS ARE FUNNY RIGHT GUYS
GUYS
Learning how to use a gun is like pretraining for anyone who will be weilding one afterwards(Cops, soldiers, whatever the fuck uses guns, rednecks)
It's practically the same as learning how to divide fractions if people end up working at Mcdonald's.
It's practically the same as learning how to divide fractions if people end up working at Mcdonald's.
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Seriously, though, you can tell it's fake because the dialogue is soooo biased. The pro-gun guy is all calm and intelligent and the anti-gun guy (or girl, I should say) quickly (and I mean IMMEDIATELY) jumps to irrational conclusions.
Also, as an Eagle Scout and somebody who's been in Boy Scouting for almost a decade, let me tell you that the gun safety rules are heavy, but I still don't trust half the fucking kids I've met in Scouts with a weapon. Also, Archery is way more fucking fun, though I suck at both because I am right handed but blind in my right eye.
Seriously, though, you can tell it's fake because the dialogue is soooo biased. The pro-gun guy is all calm and intelligent and the anti-gun guy (or girl, I should say) quickly (and I mean IMMEDIATELY) jumps to irrational conclusions.
Also, as an Eagle Scout and somebody who's been in Boy Scouting for almost a decade, let me tell you that the gun safety rules are heavy, but I still don't trust half the fucking kids I've met in Scouts with a weapon. Also, Archery is way more fucking fun, though I suck at both because I am right handed but blind in my right eye.
#31
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N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I think it's more like driving cars. There are people who should not be allowed having a gun, and from my experiences in the military, there are way too many stupid people. O got thrown out because i broke the arm of a guy pointing on me with his gun. It wasn't loaded, of course, but i've seen a guy giving his friend a headshot, while they were walking from the shooting range. He didn't check the chamber of his rifle for ammo, that is what happend back there.
The most ridiculous thing back there was the guy, who's fault it was. He saw that i'm a medic and was attacking me after i told him, that i coudn't do shit for his friend, since half of his head has gone.
So, in my opinion, only people that show some professional behavior should be allowed to have a gun, like only professionals can do surgeries, be judge etc.
The most ridiculous thing back there was the guy, who's fault it was. He saw that i'm a medic and was attacking me after i told him, that i coudn't do shit for his friend, since half of his head has gone.
So, in my opinion, only people that show some professional behavior should be allowed to have a gun, like only professionals can do surgeries, be judge etc.
#57
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N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Men are also equipped to become cross dressing prostitutes but you don't see them becoming that.
#26
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zeroclassified (11/17/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
Australia's an entire NATION of riflemen, and yet their crime rate is much lower than the US. Says something, doesn't it, overprotective mothers?