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#201 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
And here I am saying " **** your ******** , I don't drink tea, give me Monster Coffee drinks bitch!"
User avatar #309 to #201 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
Just to make this perfectly clear, I have responded to this creature a minimum of six times, each response being well-written, and containing exact information that he is free to ask about. However, he has refused to acknowledge my responses, and even posted direct responses to me on someone ELSE'S comments, which were not pertaining to him at all. This can only be because A) He's too dumb to realize where the reply button is on each comment, or B) He's afraid I'm right and doesn't want me knowing he's yelling at me to make it seem like he's won, which is also a pretty dumb idea.
User avatar #314 to #309 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
C) You aren't worth my time.
User avatar #327 to #314 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
If I'm not worth your time, why did you go back and respond to two of my comments after I made that one, instead of just to that one in specific? And furthermore, why are you STILL responding to comments when I have stated quite clearly where your logic is flawed, and why?
User avatar #338 to #327 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Honestly the only flawed logic here is the logic of all the people I am continuing to have replying to me, you know, since I already admitted that I am kinda just trolling here.... and throwing out some random facts.

Like, it is not harmful for you to consume 200% of the daily dose of Vitamin B...

But I don't actually expect you to look this stuff up... and you know, learn something.
User avatar #352 to #338 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
Sir, I'm am quite literally facepalming at your failure to comprehend my comments right now. I never said that consuming 200% of your recommended daily dose of vitamin B-12 would kill you, or even harm you, but in larger amounts, it will, and quite painfully I might add. Now, I must ask you, how many of these precious Monster Coffees do you drink in one day?
User avatar #348 to #338 - saxophan (11/17/2012) [-]
Just... don't be a dick about it...
User avatar #283 to #201 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
http: //www.livestrong. com/article/ 370120-about-monster-energy-drink/

And here I come to actually shed light on the real facts about Monster drinks, which the Monster Java coffee drinks actually have MORE vitamins than a normal Monster drink.

But I do this after the ********* I created so that I can now safely rub this is everyone's face and laugh...

OH YEAH **** you bandwagon jumping fags below me. I may have recieved many many red thumbs but in the end... I was right. I win.
#340 to #283 - saxophan (11/17/2012) [-]
Listen, dude. Good job presenting arguments for your side of the debate, but the more name-calling and telling people to shut up you do, the less respect EVERYONE will gonna have for your views. Also, telling people they've "jumped on the bandwagon" doesn't prove anything, that's just you not having anything logical to say or, arguably, any self-control.   
Bear in mind: something having vitamins in it doesn't necessarily mean it's better for you. Even multivitamins, for example, aren't a ticket to perfect health. Your body is incapable of fully processing unnatural sources of vitamins and minerals, and you'll only end up retaining a fraction of what you consume. Plus, artificial drinks (and coffee, for a variety of reasons) cause inflammation in your digestive tract, which leads to even more problems if you consume them regularly in the long run.   
Tea, on the other hand, is delicious for other reasons and is known for its antioxidants and cleansing properties. There's almost nothing unhealthy about it, especially when you consume it without milk or sweetener. Sure, most kinds are almost devoid of vitamins and minerals, but that doesn't mean it's less healthy than other drinks.   
   
Anyway, just some drink for thought, so to speak.   
tl;dr tea is actually better, and anger means you've lost the argument
Listen, dude. Good job presenting arguments for your side of the debate, but the more name-calling and telling people to shut up you do, the less respect EVERYONE will gonna have for your views. Also, telling people they've "jumped on the bandwagon" doesn't prove anything, that's just you not having anything logical to say or, arguably, any self-control.
Bear in mind: something having vitamins in it doesn't necessarily mean it's better for you. Even multivitamins, for example, aren't a ticket to perfect health. Your body is incapable of fully processing unnatural sources of vitamins and minerals, and you'll only end up retaining a fraction of what you consume. Plus, artificial drinks (and coffee, for a variety of reasons) cause inflammation in your digestive tract, which leads to even more problems if you consume them regularly in the long run.
Tea, on the other hand, is delicious for other reasons and is known for its antioxidants and cleansing properties. There's almost nothing unhealthy about it, especially when you consume it without milk or sweetener. Sure, most kinds are almost devoid of vitamins and minerals, but that doesn't mean it's less healthy than other drinks.

Anyway, just some drink for thought, so to speak.
tl;dr tea is actually better, and anger means you've lost the argument
User avatar #350 to #340 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Only reasonable person who has replied to me that I can respect. Kudos.
User avatar #394 to #350 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
It seems you have yet to see my very large comment with an image asking you to "Consider the following", a little below this one, which was posted over half an hour ago. Instead, you went on to insult someone I was trying to help for no plausible reason other than you you did not want to respond directly to me. This continued on until my patience was worn too thin to remain polite with you.
User avatar #355 to #350 - saxophan (11/17/2012) [-]
I try.
User avatar #301 to #283 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
Sir you do know that by consuming an ENTIRE CAN of Monster, you are actually consuming 200% of your recommended daily value of those nutrients, and that, in large doses, those vitamins are actually LETHAL POISON, just like every other substance on the planet? Even water is a lethal poison if you consume two gallons per hour.
User avatar #307 to #301 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Go look at the back of a VITAMIN BOTTLE... you will see that you are consuming HUNDREDS OF TIMES THE DAILY DOSE everytime you take a vitamin.
User avatar #318 to #307 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
Well, since I get all my vitamins and minerals from the natural sources (food, water, and sunlight), I don't own, nor plan to own, any bottles of over-the-counter vitamin supplements. However, I say again, you are consuming 200% of the daily dose of those vitamins for each CAN. Judging by the way you act, you would be one of my customers that comes in every day for at least EIGHT cans of Monster, which would assuredly give you things like cancer, heart disease, diabeetus, or other life-threatening illnesses.
User avatar #329 to #318 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
And food, sunlight and water doesn't give you cancer?
User avatar #343 to #329 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
You seem to be quite misunderstanding my entire point. I try to not abuse my body by filling it full of unused nutrients and fuel. I limit my intake to a manageable amount to maintain my weight, as obesity would make my job difficult. You, on the other hand, seem quite content to shout I'm wrong because I do things the way the labels assume you're doing them, and it's not the way you do things.
User avatar #359 to #343 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Nope, just said that you were incorrect about Monster being as harmful as some people make it out to be, or how consuming more vitamins than your body will process is harmful.

It's not as long as your body is working correctly it will filter out what it doesn't need. And consuming more than what is FDA recommended isn't exactly harmful IF your body is in a state of repair (like after working out or anything of that nature) since it will then metabolize more anyway...
User avatar #374 to #359 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
You didn't read a single thing I just replied to you...

That's it, I'm done trying to be polite. I work in retail, dealing with people like you every single day, and you have managed to wear my patience thin enough to see through on a black night while wearing a blindfold. Please, just go away, do whatever, buy more of your god-damned Monster if you're so pleased with it, no one else things Monster is good for you, because it isn't, and your original comment sparked angry responses because, not only are you rude to your host who offered you tea, which is a very kind and polite thing to do in other countries, but you call them a bitch and order them to give you something they are likely to not have if they're serving you tea in a traditional fashion. So please, shut up, and work on not being such a massive egotistical cunt.
User avatar #414 to #374 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
LoL CSB
User avatar #288 to #283 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
No, you didn't win. You're still a ******** .
User avatar #291 to #288 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
No, I actually won. Just with a lot of ******** involved and me trolling the **** out of some retards.
User avatar #294 to #291 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
You wouldn't know trolling if you lived under a bridge. Unlike an idiot, however, I'm not going to respond to you again.
I don't encourage idiocy.
#263 to #201 - potatotown (11/17/2012) [-]
Monster is ******* disgusting

dat username
you must be a 13 year old here

picture could not be anymore relevant
#227 to #201 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #239 to #227 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Wow, check out this load of ******** . And you dumbfags eat this ******** up eh?

This site has really gone downhill as far as intelligence goes. And seriously, this ******* retard is acting like I said ANYTHING to him, or about him... please point out where I even addressed this *********** .
User avatar #302 to #239 - yutakenusername (11/17/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. It bothers me.
User avatar #284 to #239 - blackhawksfan (11/17/2012) [-]
psst... its a copypasta
User avatar #290 to #284 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah I know. Like that one from /b/ with the douche from Jersey that is fake tanned and has a girlfriend that looks like a stripper or a whore... I get it. Trust me I do, but I truly actually enjoy fanning the flames of this ********* , it's a sick form of entertainment for me.
#265 to #239 - potatotown (11/17/2012) [-]
wow, you really are new here
let me laugh even harder
User avatar #268 to #265 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Actually I've been here for 10 years on multiple accounts....
User avatar #287 to #268 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
And I'm the bloody queen of englangentinarica.
User avatar #273 to #268 - potatotown (11/17/2012) [-]
then how could you not see that so obvious and widely used copypasta if it slapped you in he face with its cock?
#255 to #239 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
Sir, please realize you made a comment that's forceful and impolite, and then went on to make several erroneous statements about the quality of your specified drink, and THEN resorted to blustering and anger when challenged. So, my question to you is right there in that picture on the left.
User avatar #261 to #255 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm enjoying not giving a **** ... how about you?
User avatar #271 to #261 - trostell (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm trying to figure out why you stick to a belief that has been proven to be false. You have yet to offer any response to my comment regarding the legitimacy of your claims about the nutritional quality of Monster. Would you kindly do so, as to show you have some form of intelligence and dignity remaining? If you choose not to respond to any more of these comments, I must assume you are a shameless, mindless individual with no capacity for individual thought.
User avatar #253 to #239 - darthmaulman (11/17/2012) [-]
You wouldn't know a joke if it anally raped you.
#247 to #239 - zaw (11/17/2012) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
User avatar #256 to #247 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2012) [-]
Ok sure... you do that. I hope you enjoy dates with 10 gauge slugs.
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