Just to make this perfectly clear, I have responded to this creature a minimum of six times, each response being well-written, and containing exact information that he is free to ask about. However, he has refused to acknowledge my responses, and even posted direct responses to me on someone ELSE'S comments, which were not pertaining to him at all. This can only be because A) He's too dumb to realize where the reply button is on each comment, or B) He's afraid I'm right and doesn't want me knowing he's yelling at me to make it seem like he's won, which is also a pretty dumb idea.

C) You aren't worth my time.

If I'm not worth your time, why did you go back and respond to two of my comments after I made that one, instead of just to that one in specific? And furthermore, why are you STILL responding to comments when I have stated quite clearly where your logic is flawed, and why?

Honestly the only flawed logic here is the logic of all the people I am continuing to have replying to me, you know, since I already admitted that I am kinda just trolling here.... and throwing out some random facts.

Like, it is not harmful for you to consume 200% of the daily dose of Vitamin B...

But I don't actually expect you to look this stuff up... and you know, learn something.

Sir, I'm am quite literally facepalming at your failure to comprehend my comments right now. I never said that consuming 200% of your recommended daily dose of vitamin B-12 would kill you, or even harm you, but in larger amounts, it will, and quite painfully I might add. Now, I must ask you, how many of these precious Monster Coffees do you drink in one day?

Its funny how you only say you're trolling after you make a complete fool of yourself.

Just... don't be a dick about it...

>"You're not worth my time"
>Replies

Just keep digging that butthurt hole deeper and deeper.

I miss when Natural Selection was a thing.

You are now one of my new favorite people. You're awesome, my fellow denizen of the interwebs!

Listen, dude. Good job presenting arguments for your side of the debate, but the more name-calling and telling people to shut up you do, the less respect EVERYONE will gonna have for your views. Also, telling people they've "jumped on the bandwagon" doesn't prove anything, that's just you not having anything logical to say or, arguably, any self-control.
Bear in mind: something having vitamins in it doesn't necessarily mean it's better for you. Even multivitamins, for example, aren't a ticket to perfect health. Your body is incapable of fully processing unnatural sources of vitamins and minerals, and you'll only end up retaining a fraction of what you consume. Plus, artificial drinks (and coffee, for a variety of reasons) cause inflammation in your digestive tract, which leads to even more problems if you consume them regularly in the long run.
Tea, on the other hand, is delicious for other reasons and is known for its antioxidants and cleansing properties. There's almost nothing unhealthy about it, especially when you consume it without milk or sweetener. Sure, most kinds are almost devoid of vitamins and minerals, but that doesn't mean it's less healthy than other drinks.

Anyway, just some drink for thought, so to speak.
tl;dr tea is actually better, and anger means you've lost the argument

Only reasonable person who has replied to me that I can respect. Kudos.

Protip: If you want people to reply reasonably, don't start by calling people faggots and retards.

It seems you have yet to see my very large comment with an image asking you to "Consider the following", a little below this one, which was posted over half an hour ago. Instead, you went on to insult someone I was trying to help for no plausible reason other than you you did not want to respond directly to me. This continued on until my patience was worn too thin to remain polite with you.

I try.

Sir you do know that by consuming an ENTIRE CAN of Monster, you are actually consuming 200% of your recommended daily value of those nutrients, and that, in large doses, those vitamins are actually LETHAL POISON, just like every other substance on the planet? Even water is a lethal poison if you consume two gallons per hour.

Go look at the back of a VITAMIN BOTTLE... you will see that you are consuming HUNDREDS OF TIMES THE DAILY DOSE everytime you take a vitamin.

Well, since I get all my vitamins and minerals from the natural sources (food, water, and sunlight), I don't own, nor plan to own, any bottles of over-the-counter vitamin supplements. However, I say again, you are consuming 200% of the daily dose of those vitamins for each CAN. Judging by the way you act, you would be one of my customers that comes in every day for at least EIGHT cans of Monster, which would assuredly give you things like cancer, heart disease, diabeetus, or other life-threatening illnesses.

And food, sunlight and water doesn't give you cancer?

You seem to be quite misunderstanding my entire point. I try to not abuse my body by filling it full of unused nutrients and fuel. I limit my intake to a manageable amount to maintain my weight, as obesity would make my job difficult. You, on the other hand, seem quite content to shout I'm wrong because I do things the way the labels assume you're doing them, and it's not the way you do things.

Nope, just said that you were incorrect about Monster being as harmful as some people make it out to be, or how consuming more vitamins than your body will process is harmful.

It's not as long as your body is working correctly it will filter out what it doesn't need. And consuming more than what is FDA recommended isn't exactly harmful IF your body is in a state of repair (like after working out or anything of that nature) since it will then metabolize more anyway...

You didn't read a single thing I just replied to you...

That's it, I'm done trying to be polite. I work in retail, dealing with people like you every single day, and you have managed to wear my patience thin enough to see through on a black night while wearing a blindfold. Please, just go away, do whatever, buy more of your god-damned Monster if you're so pleased with it, no one else things Monster is good for you, because it isn't, and your original comment sparked angry responses because, not only are you rude to your host who offered you tea, which is a very kind and polite thing to do in other countries, but you call them a bitch and order them to give you something they are likely to not have if they're serving you tea in a traditional fashion. So please, shut up, and work on not being such a massive egotistical cunt.

LoL CSB

Water certainly doesn't.
Food that isn't Burger King or McDonalds doesn't.
Sunlight doesn't if you don't lay under it for several hours with the intent of changing your skin pigment.

Really water doesn't cause cancer? Really?

http: //news. yahoo . com /blogs/lookout/study-tap-water-31-cities-contains-cancer-causing-2025 -621. html

The water doesn't cause cancer.
The contaminants in the water do.

Thanks for playing.

Actually unless you drink PURE distilled water, every source of water has some form of toxin in it that CAN cause illness and cancer.

There are no, I repeat, no natural sources of pure drinking water.

Thanks for playing.

Its so cute how you think you're intelligent.
Do you just believe everything you ever hear and get upset when someone tells you its wrong?

Let's see your "Facts" on this one, bro.

OMG... really? Just grab a fucking VITAMIN BOTTLE YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Seeing as how I do not have a bottle of vitamins, that is QUITE impossible for me.

Sorry, I don't really feel like getting up to confirm how retarded you are.

So then you will just admit that you have no idea what you are talking about and any attempt to "prove" anything that you demand "proof" for is ignored... interesting.

Lol, because me not going to go out of my way to appease your stupidity means you "win".

And it shows just how fucking stupid you are when the proof is right there and you call it stupidity.

You must be from America eh?

If there was only a way I could harness your rage into a fuel source.

If only there was a way for me to harness your pure retardedness and create a dumbass bomb to smite my foes with.

Oh and now you have nothing to say about how I was "wrong" do you. You know, since I actually pull cold hard facts into the mix.

>HUR DUR ITS SO GOOD FOR YOU CUZ IT HAS VITAMINS
>Forgets about the heaping spoonfuls of sugar and caffeine.
>Calls other people retards
>Pretends that he doesn't care

We could power Tokyo, Japan for days at this point.

Except Monster Coffee has less sugar IN THE ENTIRE CAN than HALF a can of Coke.

So that must mean that none of the other ingredients have sugars in them, too.

Did you even read that link you posted?

No, you didn't win. You're still a fucktard.

No, I actually won. Just with a lot of bullshit involved and me trolling the fuck out of some retards.

>Be retarded
>"LOL I WAS trollING"

Yep. I was actually making a big show before I brought in some facts. Now people with brains can see you fags for what you really are.

The tactic is called "Bait and Switch" just fyi....

hey uhh just wanna let you everyone's looking at you like WTF
trolling is supposed to be.. like... funny.

not really seeing the humor here...

You might be able to call it that if your "Facts" even did anything to at least reinforce your point.

Now it just looks like you're desperately trying to look smart while calling people faggots and retards.

You wouldn't know trolling if you lived under a bridge. Unlike an idiot, however, I'm not going to respond to you again.
I don't encourage idiocy.

Monster is fucking disgusting

dat username
you must be a 13 year old here

picture could not be anymore relevant

You're an idiot. It bothers me.

Yeah I know. Like that one from /b/ with the douche from Jersey that is fake tanned and has a girlfriend that looks like a stripper or a whore... I get it. Trust me I do, but I truly actually enjoy fanning the flames of this shitstorm, it's a sick form of entertainment for me.

wow, you really are new here
let me laugh even harder

Actually I've been here for 10 years on multiple accounts....

And I'm the bloody queen of englangentinarica.

then how could you not see that so obvious and widely used copypasta if it slapped you in he face with its cock?

Yet you've never heard of copypasta.
How very odd.

And how can you not recognize a troll from a mile away?

This goes two ways son

Again
>Is a retard
>"LOL I WAS JUST PRETENDING I TROLOLOLED U LOL XD"

> Embarrasses himself by not recognizing a common copypasta
> Tries to cover it up by claiming he was just, in fact, trolling us

Sir, please realize you made a comment that's forceful and impolite, and then went on to make several erroneous statements about the quality of your specified drink, and THEN resorted to blustering and anger when challenged. So, my question to you is right there in that picture on the left.

I'm enjoying not giving a fuck... how about you?

I'm trying to figure out why you stick to a belief that has been proven to be false. You have yet to offer any response to my comment regarding the legitimacy of your claims about the nutritional quality of Monster. Would you kindly do so, as to show you have some form of intelligence and dignity remaining? If you choose not to respond to any more of these comments, I must assume you are a shameless, mindless individual with no capacity for individual thought.

>"I don't give a fuck!"
>Been replying for 30 minutes

You wouldn't know a joke if it anally raped you.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Ok sure... you do that. I hope you enjoy dates with 10 gauge slugs.

The only bad part about this is that I can't continue to fuel your butthurt by thumbing you down any more.

Oh, my friend, I have forgotten I could use that function, thank you ever so much for reminding me, here, have a green one!

Enjoy your diabetes and heart disease.

Sir, I work at a dollar store stocking those things...you do realize that they contain gaurana, which, contains triple the caffeine as an equal portion of strong black coffee, and are loaded with three different kinds of sugar, AND are made of mostly carbonated water. They come in large cans, containing MULTIPLE servings, but, judging from how you talk of them, you drink the whole can at once, don't you? The serving size for that can of Monster is probably 8 oz, the size of a standard can of soda. Also, I seriously doubt 12oz of club soda has more sugar and caffeine than your Monster, and there's also other drinks to consider, such as ginger ale, another soda that's far less likely to kill you. Tea also has caffeine in it, in a MUCH smaller amount, along with other chemicals to help your body absorb it more slowly, so you have energy for a longer period of time with no crash with less of the fancy preservative shit they put in your can of Monster.

You'll believe anything, huh?

jesus christ shut the fuck up

are your jamboes sprinkled, faggot?

The child...he knows exactly what he's doing, yet at the same time, seems unsure.

Holy shit, you need to lay off the "vitamins and nutrients" if this is how you behave.

Your comments are hilarious. You're a real inspiration to all the 30IQ tea party close-mind out there.

Hur dur, look at me I can jump on a bandwagon on FJ I must be sooooo coool hur dur.

youre such a fucking dumbass

The second I saw you reply, I smiled. This is awesome. You're the hero of all those little fifth graders learning what the internet is. So happy to finally meet you.
I'm not saying thumbs are all that important, but look at all the people against you.
Turn the computer off and get some sleep, I hope you aren't thinking clearly.

Do you fucking idiots at FJ have nothing better than "Hur dur you're a kid derp"?

When you argue using the words "hur", "durr" and "derp", it is assumed that you are not a mature individual.

No need to get so defensive over your shitty drinks.

How's Middle School treating you?
I hear you kids get off for Thanksgiving next week.

That's a pretty rad story, Anon.

Hur dur, resort to the lamest fucking internet bullshit. That's right everyone you disagree with on the internet is a child right?

Wow, you really are a fucking retard.

No, you're a child because you come on the internet and swear at strangers thinking you're tough shit.

And you really are fucking mad.

oh man youre so fucking stupid

this is gonna be fun

Actually, no, I'm not stupid. This website is infested with prepubescent bandwagon jumping fags, like yourself.

I just have an opinion and I don't give a fuck what any of you teenage retards think about it. So go fuck yourself, because that's the only fucking you will ever enjoy.

Peace bitch.

cry some more fucker

>"Teenage retards"
>"You're all fucking fags if you don't drink Monster!!!1! STFU GTFO FAG"

^ this guy.

Also, I didn't start anything. I just thought what that guy said was funny. :C
Way to hurt my feels.

This is about Doctor Who now. Go away anon.

We should turn this into a doctor thread.
Because why the hell not.

David Tennant is the sexiest of beasts.

That would be smart.
I tried to organise my reactions into folders of what kind of response they were, ie like, feels and shit.

I should label my folder to say which doctor is which...

Is he ever not running?

Trostell, just stalk this thread and save the pictures.

I wish I could participate in one of these threads, there's never any threads I have images for...

Then it is time you get the chance to have the pictures to participate!