Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#68 - SpaceZombie (11/17/2012) [-]
Okay people. The following is why Texas should secede:

When I was younger, I lived in Texas. It was my parents, my older brother, and myself (and later two younger brothers). We had a maid/nanny and a gardener. The gardener was bitten by a black widow or a brown recluse (I don't remember; I was very young) while tending to the plants in our backyard. My parents said he just booked it out of the yard. The maid is irrelevant (and so is my family now that I think about) - she was just nice so I thought I'd put her in my story. Another time, I found a tarantula in my bedroom. I was a kid and there was a huge ass spider in my bedroom. I was traumatized - I'm still afraid whenever I go anywhere in the South. There are more stories involving spiders, but I don't remember most of them because I was too young (the only reason I know about them is because my family has told me). Also, there were multiple times I saw rats in the backyard while I was in the pool.

TL;DR: **** Texas, **** their spiders, and **** their rats.
User avatar #70 to #68 - thealmightybadger (11/17/2012) [-]
I don't see that as reason to secede in the least.
#72 to #70 - SpaceZombie (11/17/2012) [-]
I was just kidding. I thought it was obvious from the image of a duck saying "this is sewious".

I guess not.
#90 to #84 - SpaceZombie (11/17/2012) [-]
But thanks for the star, man.
 Friends (0)