Homecoming...... Long but super funny. Try to ignore the stranger.. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'. You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question
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Homecoming.....

Long but super funny. Try to ignore the stranger.

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
okay so going to be honest i have no
******* idea what homecoming is going
to tth grade and i have a date what is
homecoming'?
Stranger: it' s like prom, but at the beggining of
the year
You: A circle jerk of prepubescence.
Stranger: essentially show up, be with a girl,
act like you know what' s happening
You: Don' t listen to that guy.
You: Show up with a girl? Psshh, listen here kid, I' ll tell
you what you gotta do.
Stranger: Iol
Stranger: show up with a guy
Stranger: that' ll make an impression on the
upperclassmen
You: 10 Rent a badass suit. Don' t be a bitch and get a
nornal black and white one, that' s a bitch move. Get
one that stands out, bright ass colors.
Stranger: "definitely great advice depending on how
you want to be known
You: 20 Don' t be a bitch and let your parents take you,
you' ll just get fondled by the football players meurthe
punch bowel. You show up in a damn, mother *******
pink limo.
Stranger: “not as great advice, but it will make you
stand out
You: 30 Now kid, I' ma call you Randy, Randy I don' t
know if you smoke; I' m gonna say you don' t, so saying
that Randy, you wanna be cool right? Well, if you want
people to think you are cool, you smoke? Right? Right!
So you get a damn fog machine in that limo, roll up just
having that **** pourin out the windows. Bitches be like,
toh **** , Randy' s a stone cold mother ****** ."
Stranger: i want to leave but you' re giving this guy
great advice
You: 40 Now here is the fun part, Randy. You Make
sure that you have brought your date, you want a date
right, Randy? Elf course you do. Now, you wanted a
girl? Now, you don' tjust want a girl, you want a mother
******* fine piece of ass. Don' t be like my cousin
Gordon, show up with his second cousin. You show up
with a fine girl, I mean fine.. Not one from your school,
that' s lame as hell, they know you Randy, they know
who you are. The real Randy; we don' t want them to
know the real Randy. So what are we gonna do? You
go get a nice Bookin Asian Hooker, not the cheap ass
kind, the good kind, the Pretty Woman kind.
Stranger: the kind that have to be bought online, not
from an alley in chinatown
You: 50 Make sure you two match, don' t be all crashin
and **** , Randy, you have more class than that. Get
that bitch a bright ass dress that matches yo ballin mit
Ya' ll get out of that limo, smoke pourin out and you step
up, you step up Randy! You walk into that dance, that
hooker in your ems.
Stranger: and you sell herto the first person to offer
above what you payed
Stranger: get her back half an hour later
Stranger: repeat
You: tir.) Now, you' re in the dance, Randy. You made it
into the dance. Now what? Mother ****** , now you
dance. It' s gonna be some fast music at first, so you
gotta dance. You know how to dance, right Randy?
******* right you do, don' t cabbage patch any of this
**** . You ****** start krumpin. I don' t give a **** what' s
playin. Call me Maybe'? Hump that **** . Electric
Avenue'? Hump that **** ! Chacha Slide? Well mother
****** , you do the Chacha Slide.
Stranger: we gonna rock down to electric avenue mah
*****
You: 70 Randy, we made it past the fast songs; now
what? Now it' s slow dance. You walk up to that hooker,
that fine ass hooker in that fine ass brightly colored
dress, remember, you are the Peacock of the dance,
Randy, you own it. You grep her around the *******
waste, and just start krumpin. What ***** , you think
you actually gonna slow dance? Randy, it' s a dance,
you slow dance and you show how weak you actually
are.
Stranger: krump all ******* night
Stranger: even when the music stops
You: BO cm **** Randy, the dancing is over, you made
it past the ******* slow dance, parents are coming to
pick up all those mother ******* . Here' s what you do,
you ******* krump all the way to the ******* parking lot,
all the way to the ******* pink limo, you get on top of
that limo, and start krumpin as people drive by you.
Now by this point, you' re ****** hooker as left, times up,
Randy, you ran outta money, but it' s fine, bitches be
crazy. So you still krumpin right? Damn right you are.
You: 90 You stop krumpin now, Randy, ***** s gettin old.
Get in that ****** limo, you have them drive you ******
home. You get outta that ****** limo and krump all the
****** way to your ****** room. You can check your
****** Facebook status and see how many ****** girls
you made wet at the dance, Randy. You made all those
bitches wet, because you listened to what I had to say.
You: There yah go, Randy. There you ******* go.
Stranger: this man is a genius
Stranger: all other advice is ********
You: Just don' t forget, the ******* krumpin.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that' s the most essential part
You: I think Randy' s gonna do good.
Stranger: only if he doesn' t pussy out
You: Don' t **** up, Randy. I got faith in you. Faith..
You: See what that stranger is don Randy? He' s
krumpin. Why? Because he' s made all the bitches wet.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: that' s why i haven' t been giving as good
advice as this classy ************
Stranger: because i' m busy krumpin
You: Well Stranger and Randy, I gotta go give some
more advice to all the people. out
You have disconnected.
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#7 - jojonaaazz (11/16/2012) [-]
Try to ignore the stranger? 						****					 that, that guy made it even more hilarious.
Try to ignore the stranger? **** that, that guy made it even more hilarious.
User avatar #17 - deathstare (11/16/2012) [-]
I like how your advise slowly turns the stranger from a gentleman to a krumping thug
#4 - nooberttehnoob (11/16/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again
User avatar #18 - krakerjacks (11/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I imagine the stranger as the friend that speaks but no-one listens to...

I'm that friend.
#11 - MasterManiac (11/16/2012) [-]
Every time you try and write something more than a line long on Omegle: "Stranger has disconnected" because they couldn't wait more than 5 seconds for my bloody reply.

MFW
#16 - deathleprechaun (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/16/2012) [-]
Best... advice... EVER!!!
#12 - torkoal (11/16/2012) [-]
Things like this is the reason why I come to the internet.   
Have all of my thumbs.
Things like this is the reason why I come to the internet.
Have all of my thumbs.
#29 - xMasterofpuppetsx (11/17/2012) [-]
When you show up hoping to meet your friends, but you can't find them.
When you show up hoping to meet your friends, but you can't find them.
#96 - kiershar (11/17/2012) [-]
the stranger
#94 - falloutfanatic (11/17/2012) [-]
"Call me maybe, Krump that **** " ****** lost it... great ****** post
User avatar #15 - thirdasscheek (11/16/2012) [-]
I imagined a black pimp and his #2 in the background reinforcing the advice all while trying to sell you a hooker.
#113 - hansenthirtysix ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
"That's why I haven't been giving as good advice as this classy ************ . Because I'm busy krumpin."
#89 - Tyranitar (11/17/2012) [-]
When I try to dance, it comes out like this
When I try to dance, it comes out like this
#116 - blackscales (11/17/2012) [-]
That was worth the read.
User avatar #90 - ninjacowboy (11/17/2012) [-]
I like how that second guy kept trying to pipe in, but was just completely eclipsed by the KrumpinWizard. It's like that one friend who wants to be funny, but just ends up making awkward comments along with your joke.
#88 - mikaelkid (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #1756178 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
Me at dances
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #1756178 at MLP Friendly Board **

Me at dances
User avatar #43 - kiwimidget (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
TL;DR Version: Krumping makes bitches wet
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