This is my bird.
He's a variegated crested american singer canary.
And he has the most awesome hairdo on the planet.

He's an ornery little snot most of the time, but if he's too annoying, you can just set him on his back and he'll stay there and look disgusted with you. Tweety has nothing on this guy.

Seriously, look at my dog trying to figure this epic motherfucker out.

He's like "yo man, what's up with that 'do? Do you idolize Friar Tuck or are you just auditioning to join the Beatles?"

i'd like to think that it counts

better use my battleaxe