Real Emma Watson Sex Tape (enlarge)

Let me present to you my Emma Watson sex tape theorem.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount ertime will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works
Shakespeare.
Now, ifyou were to change the file extension of, say mpg or and file to '.txr, the document when opened would represent the data as a stream of characters along the lines orgyy' and so on. I
propose that a monkey hitting keys at random on a specially designed keyboard containing all the necessary characters, for an infinite amount ertime. will almost surely produce video offt' Clu
banging the shit out obamma Watson.
Now where can we find a monkey willing to type for infinity?
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