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#55 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
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i found this one in the trash.
User avatar #56 to #55 - climatus (11/17/2012) [-]
who throws away a zippo lighter?
User avatar #57 to #56 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
my parents, keeping my little bro from smoking pot and cigs.
User avatar #80 to #57 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Really? I use a zippo if I run out of matches on a camping trip.
User avatar #81 to #80 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i usually carry a magnesium fire starter and a compliment of heavy camping gear(about 100lbs not including all my fishing gear).
User avatar #82 to #81 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
See, my scout troop likes to get things done quickly. Also, you can't light a propane lantern with flint and a knife.
User avatar #87 to #82 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i can, i also carry a torch striker, mouthwash(for cuts), 3 stoves(full of fuel), 1 sleeping bag and tent, canned rations, water filters, 2 coats, 1 pillow, 1 or 2 lanterns, instant drink mix, water purification tablets, ****** , a med kit, mre's, a hatchet, a few knives, 1 rifle, one pistole and lots of ammo for both, 1 fly pole, one spinning pole and all the tackle you could think of.
also i usually hike about 4 miles with all this stuff and i don't change my clothing till i get home, when people go camping with me they usually don't need to bring anything except the extra stuff to support them in the woods like extra fuel and tents and food and etc.
User avatar #59 to #57 - climatus (11/17/2012) [-]
oh. that's a good reason. good parenting lvl: over 9000
User avatar #61 to #59 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
if only he'd listen, he's in juvi right now for breaking a no running away agrement he made with the police, then when he was about to be released he mouthed off to his po, so now he's in longer.
User avatar #64 to #61 - climatus (11/17/2012) [-]
aw man. im sorry to hear about that. nothing like that's happened to my family, but if it did i think i'd be pretty sad about it. you and your family have my regards.
User avatar #66 to #64 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i'm the only one in my family who doesn't have a legal record...
and people call me the crazy one, sheesh!
User avatar #67 to #66 - climatus (11/17/2012) [-]
whoa that's some heavy stuff man. don't let them get you down, just do you.
User avatar #72 to #67 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i don't let anything affect me, my four personalities(except the fourth one) block everything with logic, i have trouble with feeling my own emotions, and block others because i'm a telaphathic empath, if i can fix something i usually will just to lower the stress around me.
User avatar #73 to #72 - climatus (11/17/2012) [-]
that's some interesting stuff. If you feel like, could you explain your personalities? I'm intrigued. but if not, i get it.
User avatar #79 to #73 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
1 and 2 are similar and the only ones that talk, both have different perspectives and keep each other calm and calculating, they also work with 3 to get tasks done by crowd sourcing different ideas to create an end result, 3 is a Creator, fixer and job finisher, when i have a task i use 3 exclusively with advise from 1 and 2 on execution(this is the best way i can explain it right now) and 4 is all of my rage in physical form, i keep it locked away and suppressed because it doesn't talk or feel anything but raw rage and hatred, it trys to get loose by reminding me of things i forced myself to forget a long time ago and i will become very slow and my skin will turn red as i remember more and more bad things i forgot, if someone bothers me while like this they may become part of the mess i will leave behind where i was if i loose control, it's job is as a defensive mechanism, if someone shows hostility, it gets released by the others and it makes me about x5 stronger at the cost of damaging my muscles or causing damage to my heart due to the adrenaline and i do terrible things using any type of hand to hand weapon i can find or my bare hands including but not limited to ripping arms out of their sockets, tearing chinks out of people(with or without my teeth), clawing them in the face, swinging them like a rag doll, impact hits that can cause a heart attack and grabbing them from behind if they try to run and jumping back so their head eats pavement from behind.
they all work at the same time and keep me stable, 99.99% of the time i'm perfectly calm and almost nothing causes me to enrage, i completely skip being angry, the part of me that causes me to fix/build stuff wants to fix and build everything it can think of and is always creating new ideas in the background without warning.
(i think that's about it)
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