Awesome Lighter

All of my wat.

going to need this

This is why I people dislike us. Gosh fucking dammit.

....K

**maucorn rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Dishonored Assassin ** My face when I saw this.

Well it's already been rolled so might as well...

How come 95% of all rolls from the MLP brony Board is fucked up

You're seriously asking that?
What makes you think that ANYTHING about us Bronies is going to be normal.

That tells you a little something about the users of the MLP brony board

...you mean a Charmander?

how?

it's a southpark reference/joke..

really? which episode?

any episode that a canadian character is in

I don't know what episode but this is what he's referring to.

who throws away a zippo lighter?

my parents, keeping my little bro from smoking pot and cigs.

Really? I use a zippo if I run out of matches on a camping trip.

i usually carry a magnesium fire starter and a compliment of heavy camping gear(about 100lbs not including all my fishing gear).

See, my scout troop likes to get things done quickly. Also, you can't light a propane lantern with flint and a knife.

i can, i also carry a torch striker, mouthwash(for cuts), 3 stoves(full of fuel), 1 sleeping bag and tent, canned rations, water filters, 2 coats, 1 pillow, 1 or 2 lanterns, instant drink mix, water purification tablets, spices, a med kit, mre's, a hatchet, a few knives, 1 rifle, one pistole and lots of ammo for both, 1 fly pole, one spinning pole and all the tackle you could think of.
also i usually hike about 4 miles with all this stuff and i don't change my clothing till i get home, when people go camping with me they usually don't need to bring anything except the extra stuff to support them in the woods like extra fuel and tents and food and etc.

oh. that's a good reason. good parenting lvl: over 9000

if only he'd listen, he's in juvi right now for breaking a no running away agrement he made with the police, then when he was about to be released he mouthed off to his po, so now he's in longer.

aw man. im sorry to hear about that. nothing like that's happened to my family, but if it did i think i'd be pretty sad about it. you and your family have my regards.

i'm the only one in my family who doesn't have a legal record...
and people call me the crazy one, sheesh!

whoa that's some heavy stuff man. don't let them get you down, just do you.

i don't let anything affect me, my four personalities(except the fourth one) block everything with logic, i have trouble with feeling my own emotions, and block others because i'm a telaphathic empath, if i can fix something i usually will just to lower the stress around me.

that's some interesting stuff. If you feel like, could you explain your personalities? I'm intrigued. but if not, i get it.

1 and 2 are similar and the only ones that talk, both have different perspectives and keep each other calm and calculating, they also work with 3 to get tasks done by crowd sourcing different ideas to create an end result, 3 is a Creator, fixer and job finisher, when i have a task i use 3 exclusively with advise from 1 and 2 on execution(this is the best way i can explain it right now) and 4 is all of my rage in physical form, i keep it locked away and suppressed because it doesn't talk or feel anything but raw rage and hatred, it trys to get loose by reminding me of things i forced myself to forget a long time ago and i will become very slow and my skin will turn red as i remember more and more bad things i forgot, if someone bothers me while like this they may become part of the mess i will leave behind where i was if i loose control, it's job is as a defensive mechanism, if someone shows hostility, it gets released by the others and it makes me about x5 stronger at the cost of damaging my muscles or causing damage to my heart due to the adrenaline and i do terrible things using any type of hand to hand weapon i can find or my bare hands including but not limited to ripping arms out of their sockets, tearing chinks out of people(with or without my teeth), clawing them in the face, swinging them like a rag doll, impact hits that can cause a heart attack and grabbing them from behind if they try to run and jumping back so their head eats pavement from behind.
they all work at the same time and keep me stable, 99.99% of the time i'm perfectly calm and almost nothing causes me to enrage, i completely skip being angry, the part of me that causes me to fix/build stuff wants to fix and build everything it can think of and is always creating new ideas in the background without warning.
(i think that's about it)

remind me of this

he sounds like PJ from goofy movie

I fucking love that video.