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/me dises pickles

**holdup going on about how you will get layed out for disrespecting pickeles**

it's cool I love pickles ^w^




but, how do you do that??

whatever, it looks like these people have a warehouse position (pays the bills, but I dont blame you if you pass it)
www.careerbuilder.com/Jobs/Pittsburgh,PA/

if they weren't all like 15+ miles form where I live I'd happily take any job

mym mom wants me to stop now, so I leav this here, sorry I was not more helpful.
pittsburgh.craigslist.org/lab/

is the fairmont far from you? they hiring.

put suff you say between astrics * me not touching you * without the spaces is *me not touching you*

*dises pickles again*

http:// regionalhelpwanted .com/BrowseAds /?SN=114 is this a good site or am I barkin' up the wrong tree?

regionalhelpwanted.com/BrowseAds/?SN=114

I've used that site before and have never found any work not matter who much I apply to stuff

is a "Warehouse associate" positon acceptable?
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job _did=JHL3ZH77P1GC6V53V1G&IPath=JRM0K

nvm the link not work it fucked. gimme some time.

I had an idea, newspapers in my area are advertising a huge demand for security guards (a do nothing job) due to increasing crime rate as a result of the slowing economy. grab a job paper and get a security course, you can grab one free in a busy intersection or bus-stop, and coz ur in the us, they will give you a gun.

I've tried lots of security thing every single thing I check out hey want people with 4+ years experience or I need a drivers license

this is often overlooked, but it is a menaial job and you might feel like a jew for getting paid so much to do so little.

**holdup freaking out about pickels being better then the cheese half the time**

**sparkyoneonetwo slaps you** never say pickles are better than cheese... unless it is American cheese

oh, you cant get a burger without that shit unless you haul your goddamn carcass to the acorn diner in nova scotia. used to be a man could just stop at the shamrock for a decent burg, but some jew-cheap sand-nigger bought that place, motherfuckers. I hope the buckhorn exchange uses real cheese on their burgers, I will burn that fucking place down if they use that processed bull on my patties. (if I ever get my life togheter I want to take a culinary tour of the states, saw man vs. food and had to try it all)

bro just make your own burger only takes like 15-20 mins an will be way way better than something shitty like what come out of most places.

oh, I know, but eating out is a better conversation, unless there is accual cooking discussion.

I will pretty much alwasy cook my own food before eating out unless I'm sick or it's rain and need to go to a store then I'll order a pizza or something

yea? I do a little. wanna learn to cook for as a job. I like to sue lots of herbal seasonings (mostly rosemary or tyme)

I don't wanna cook as i job I only like to cook for me an the people I like I don't wanna make food for a ton of people I dont' know

eh, I was gonna do it for the short-term until I could get in to somthing with more science. but, do tell what dishes you make most often.

well cuz I"m poor as fuck the thing I make the most it mac n' cheese.

I'm not on a high horse myself. usually it's just stuff I wanna try >_<

I love fried foods... but, cost way to much for me

you can fry anything. broccoli in batter is the motherfuckin shit, one of my few crazy experiments to ever suceed.

the last 3 weeks the only thing I ate was mac n' cheese

god damn, how do you manage? in fact, fuck it, look for a book called "a+ certification for dummies" a month of study, and do the practice test in the book, and you will be out of that hole ur in. assuming you do not have any other obstacles in your life.

**sparkyoneonetwo dises pickles again**

oh, it has to be the only thing you say. WE GOT IT!

huh, it did not work that time? eh, i dunno.

I forgot this wasn't skype....

my life is nothing but obstacles at this time

i'm butting it out with insomnia.

I'm poor as fuck I have not job pray going to be homeless soon can't find a job anywere an I have no were to get if I get kicked out of my place.

the economy is a terrible beast, i've watch it a long time. a thrashing bloated thing, if you would risk my advice, i'll offer. I am not perfect, but I have been an oracle here for a long time.

what advice??

no intent to offend you, but I have different experienc in life then yourself, and when I am unsure I like to seek a second opinion of things on my mind. (and I have spent a long time dodging pharmecuticals from my psychologist) I find alot of people at a hard place in life need a non-professional,parental or other unconventional opinion.

okay so I'm not 100% sure I get what you mean

it is what you want.

What is what I want??

well, I was just wondering if you had any problems you wanted to ask about, if you have obsacles i am volounteering what I know.

well lest see.

I've not had a job in 9 months though I've been looking everywhere.
I own a shit load of money to a lot of people.
I'm going to end up homeless.
I feel like the most worthless person on earth.

where have you been looking? there are not alot of sucessful industries, but, essential industries are a good bet. there are things people will always need, and that was the reason I considered cooking.

fast food places. other not fast food place.
wood shops metal shops, bike shops, tons of janitor jobs in ever thing form day cares to hospitals car shops, printing presses

I trust you have googled? are you in detriot? if so, don't worry about homelessness, you should just get the fuck out of dodge.

I dont' have money to leave no I'm not in detriot though

anyone can google, but I can make the bitch CUM.

alright, i'll see what i can do, got a city name or a thing for region? I don't need an adress.

Pittsburgh pa

gimme a job name.

ummm I don't know... not really sure what nay job names would be

do you mind hard work?

anything you can do.

No I don't mind hard work