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#6 - elkhemist (11/16/2012) [-]
once, I was wondering around Skyrim and decided I'd actually roleplay. Instead of playing a game, I would play a life.
So instead of just jumping around everywhere because I know I'd win anyway, I decided to sneak around and act like every swordswing could kill me. I started acting like the NPCs were actual people. That fantasy didnt exist and this was all real. I even only carried what I could logically carry, and dropped weapons when I got more than two.

But then one day, I was wandering around a bandit hideout. I happened to stop for a second and listen to a guy talk. I'd already killed more or less everyone else, and thee wouldnt be anything else of value here, so it wouldnt hurt.
I listened to him say about how he only has one more payment of his bounty, then he'd be a freeman. He said about all the stuff he would do once he's free; go buy a proper place to live, get an actual job, etc.
I stood there, listening to this guy talk about how excited he was for the future. How much he could do. And he seemed so real... I couldnt kill him. I left, then shut the game down.
#73 to #6 - elkhemist (11/17/2012) [-]
this comment is the only reason that I can now post comments with this account.
as a reward, have this ferret.

thank you all.
#38 to #6 - siggythepiggy (11/17/2012) [-]
When you have nearly killed a bandit   
and the bandit begs for mercy.   
You think "Eh, I'll let him go, since I'm a cool dude and all."   
He regains 5 HP   
"YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, HOUSECAT!"   
MFW
When you have nearly killed a bandit
and the bandit begs for mercy.
You think "Eh, I'll let him go, since I'm a cool dude and all."
He regains 5 HP
"YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, HOUSECAT!"
MFW
User avatar #35 to #6 - fyaq (11/16/2012) [-]
well.
that rustled me a bit.

now i feel bad for killing literally everyone i could find...



now the regret is gone. BACK TO KILLING :D
User avatar #18 to #6 - bitchplzzz (11/16/2012) [-]
Then seduced him and had sensual sex.
#65 to #18 - cockasian (11/17/2012) [-]
sensual and non-consensual
#17 to #6 - zekeon (11/16/2012) [-]
I tried to do something like that on Skyrim once....

It did not go as planned.
User avatar #14 to #6 - whycanticaps (11/16/2012) [-]
*fixed*


But then one day, I was wandering around a bandit hideout. I happened to stop for a second and listen to a guy talk. I'd already killed more or less everyone else, and thee wouldnt be anything else of value here, so it wouldnt hurt.
I listened to him say about how he only has one more payment of his bounty, then he'd be a freeman. He said about all the stuff he would do once he's free; go buy a proper place to live, get an actual job, etc.
I stood there, listening to this guy talk about how excited he was for the future. How much he could do. And he seemed so real...


but then I shot an arrow into his head, because he was a bandit, and he would have tried to kill me if he saw me
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#8 to #6 - kneehumper ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
That was actually a touching story!

I've killed so many bandits in my days...
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