Skyrim Bandits

once, I was wondering around Skyrim and decided I'd actually roleplay. Instead of playing a game, I would play a life.
So instead of just jumping around everywhere because I know I'd win anyway, I decided to sneak around and act like every swordswing could kill me. I started acting like the NPCs were actual people. That fantasy didnt exist and this was all real. I even only carried what I could logically carry, and dropped weapons when I got more than two.

But then one day, I was wandering around a bandit hideout. I happened to stop for a second and listen to a guy talk. I'd already killed more or less everyone else, and thee wouldnt be anything else of value here, so it wouldnt hurt.
I listened to him say about how he only has one more payment of his bounty, then he'd be a freeman. He said about all the stuff he would do once he's free; go buy a proper place to live, get an actual job, etc.
I stood there, listening to this guy talk about how excited he was for the future. How much he could do. And he seemed so real... I couldnt kill him. I left, then shut the game down.

Meanwhile,

On Nirn......

>pretty much kick the shit out of oblivion
>get shivering isles because I had nothing left to do
>murder gate guardian in front of his mother just because I can
>go around the wilderness beating the fuck out of everyone
>eventually find a heretic's camp, kill the fuckball and look around for loot
>find Fork of Horripilation
>suddenly have an idea
>drop every item except the fork
>strut around in my underwear skewering people
>this is the best game

the npcs can be so stupid

just today I was playing, shot an enemy with an arrow while sneaking, the guy literally walked into me, pushed me back a bit, but never found me

I preffer oblivion. You know what? I'm going to go play it.

Even though I know it would break the game a bit I'm always annoyed when a shoot something from cover, hit it right in the head, and it's basically fine afterwards.

Fuck you, I'm Shadowmere

This joke has been done to death.

giant scoffs at your heatshot.

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Loved the story in Skyrim, wasn't to find of the gameplay after I played Dark Souls. Not saying I didn't enjoy Skyrim, it was an amazing experience my first playthrough. I wasn't able to go through a second one since I've already seen and heard the entire story.

I like illusion destruction. Silent spell people with fireballs while sneaking and laugh as the burn and.... don't notice it?

nITE's tip to make a army (PC usage only).
1.) Join the blades.
2.) Make every companion join
3.) Give them crossbows
4.) Go do every quest with certain amount of them.

Tom Clancy Rainbow Six: Skyrim addition

HFW he notices.