win. . 54:: my flight was inexplicably delayed., The airport called my phone and told me that the flight was going to depart 3 hours later than originally plann

win

54:: my flight was inexplicably delayed., The airport called my
phone and told me that the flight was going to depart 3 hours
later than originally planned. Apparently I was the only one to
receive that phone all because I was the only one to show up for
the later flight. Everyone else was put on to other flights., The end
result... |' m the only motherf ker on the plane [besides the flight
attendant who is blaring Metallica over the PA after doing the
most hilariously minimal safety brief' ing),
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Crazy town!
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The pilot keeps asking, ‘are you reallyno
king fly?!?" aha this is amazing
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#1 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Safety briefing: "In case of an emergency, recite the following; 'Our lord, thy who art in OH MY GOD IT HURTS, IS THAT THE GROUND OH **** , WE ARE SO ******* SCREWED!!!' and die."
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