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User avatar #319 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
I thought he was about 8 feet or a bit less in armor... in this game they made him look about 10 feet tall. I'm not complainin' but come on, he is still human after all
User avatar #323 to #319 - bitchplzzz (11/16/2012) [-]
He's been genetically modified. In halo one he still towered above the humans.
User avatar #418 to #323 - xldarkking (11/16/2012) [-]
He was tall and strong to start with. Thats why Halsey chose him to be a part of the Spartan-II program. In fact, all candidates of the program were like that. The genetic a bodily enhancements just made him tougher, faster, stronger and smarter.
#324 to #323 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
I know that, but he was 8 feet max. I just checked the wiki and it says he is 7'6 so I figure add a foot to that in armor. Unless everyone in this picture is a midget, he is way too tall in this game
#388 to #324 - lostwoodskid (11/16/2012) [-]
He is that tall in the armor.
did you even try?
User avatar #401 to #388 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
Why don't you scroll down the page about a cm, read my post, then get back to me
#413 to #401 - lostwoodskid (11/16/2012) [-]
You forgot that Palmer is also shorter than John anyways.
User avatar #426 to #413 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
Yes, because I'm talking about one single character in comparison to him, not all of them. Master Chief looks bigger than the Arbiter did in this game, and that guy was supposed to be huge. This is an oversight anyway you look at it. They're doing to his height what they did to Lara Croft's boobs, gettin' bigger and bigger and bigger
#434 to #426 - lostwoodskid (11/16/2012) [-]
I see what you mean, but think about this.   
That picture we see Chief towering over some Scientists.   
We usually see him over Marines.   
Now in the Halo world most able bodied people join the UNSC so i'd say it's safe to assume they'd be a bit taller than the rest?   
Also it's the future and human average height has been steadily growing so by 2557 height would probably be up at most 3 inches.
I see what you mean, but think about this.
That picture we see Chief towering over some Scientists.
We usually see him over Marines.
Now in the Halo world most able bodied people join the UNSC so i'd say it's safe to assume they'd be a bit taller than the rest?
Also it's the future and human average height has been steadily growing so by 2557 height would probably be up at most 3 inches.
User avatar #365 to #324 - lalaman (11/16/2012) [-]
The tallest spartan was Samuel-034, he was one head taller than Master Chief, so yeah, 7'6 is pretty huge when the average height for humans is 5'11, so well.. I don't know where I'm going with this
User avatar #343 to #324 - popkornking (11/16/2012) [-]
8 feet is taller than you may think, this is Robert Wadlow (8'11") next to an average sized man, take off the 11" and just measure to his shoulder, it's still about as tall as master chief in that pic
#345 to #343 - popkornking (11/16/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot pic
User avatar #376 to #345 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
Okay wow, looks he's 7'2" in armor and 6'10" without it (damn wikis, they're user edited so you never know which one is right but it looks like this one cited Fall Of Reach.) So he really wouldn't be that huge even taking into account the armor. I think they dun goofed this one, kind of like The Engineers in Prometheus getting shrunk between 1979 and 2012.
#321 to #319 - ackbobthedead (11/16/2012) [-]
Of course he's not a human!
What a silly thing for you to say >.>
User avatar #325 to #321 - theoriginalzombie (11/16/2012) [-]
He isn't? If you're about to tell me I've been playing as a space orangutan the last four games I'm gonna have to just punch a turtle
#331 to #325 - Deathfyre (11/16/2012) [-]
why do you think he's one of the only spartans that always keeps his helmet on?
#336 to #331 - nosofat (11/16/2012) [-]
Beat the game on legendary. You'll see his human like eyes. Must be fake though.
#337 to #336 - Deathfyre (11/16/2012) [-]
I hear most orangutans have human-like eyes. I am now convinced Master Chief is a space orangutan
#338 to #337 - nosofat (11/16/2012) [-]
White skin, eye brows, and blue eyes. MUST BE A MONKEY!!!!1
#339 to #338 - Deathfyre (11/16/2012) [-]
They're not monkeys, they're space apes
#349 to #341 - Deathfyre (11/16/2012) [-]
In case you're still unsure. I can't tell if you're just committed to a bad troll attempt by ignoring obvious jokes or what
#357 to #355 - Deathfyre (11/16/2012) [-]
The third was overkill, the suspicion started on the second, nobody uses that picture
#393 to #357 - lostwoodskid (11/16/2012) [-]
But Master Chief is white, blue eyed, and blonde haired.
It says it in Halsey's journal from Reach legendary edition.
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