OH THOR!

Heaven- Eternity basking in god's grace (aka, eternity kissing god's ass)
Valhalla- Food, booze, fights, and sex

Greek gods: You payed the fare and weren't a jerk, welcome to the beautiful field where you drink from the river until you forget who you are.

wut

Buddhism- Your life sucks? Maybe the next one won't. Or maybe it will suck a big bag of lobstercock, who knows?

Egyptian gods: Your body seems intact, come on in.

Islam: Here are some 40 virgins at your will.





I hope I got this right, I'm not a clever man.

It's 72 actually

actually it was never mentioned in the quran that you'll get 72 virgins if you kill yourself. You kill yourself, you go to hell.

You appear to be correct sir, there are some hints of it but appears to be quite false. Religion is a crazy thing. Have a cookie.

you would have to be one desperate guy in this life to have to kill yourself for some pussy

Its actually bullshit. I doubt many of them actually believe that

Those are grenades.

Scientoligy: Oh, i see you have a lot of money, come on in.

Confucianism: You unquestionably do what your superiors tell you to because they know better than you because they are your superiors and if you don't do it you're upsetting the natural order.

Daoism: Fuck society, nature is awesome.

Hinduism: It's perfectly reasonable to murder your entire family knowing that doing so will allow you to morph into a giant ball of other people.

except that two of those aren't religions

Atheism



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Buddhism-You're not happy? Give up the ego (you) and sense of obligation (are not) and you're just left with happiness.

But that's where you're wrong. Only heroes get into the Elysian Fields every other average person went to the Asphodel Meadows to just hang around doing nothing.

Or just cross the river styx and burn forever regardless of what you did

Not to be THAT catholic guys, but

Heaven = Dooing whatever you want with no repercutions for eternity.

Well, they got rid of the frost giants, and I imagine things were warmer afterwards.

I'm going to get hit with red thumbs for this, but...

What game is this? Been seeing this picture a lot lately.

It's Dark Souls, and the person in the picture is Solaire of Astora.
PRAISE THE SUN!

ITS TIME FOR SOME

Dark Souls, or so I've been told

i would fuck her

Templars, you say?



Well...Black Templars.

For the Emperor!

FOR THE HIVE!

hue hue hue hue

like a sir.

i actually rather enjoyed that comparison. thumb for you

Looks like it says "Horse Faith"

Why not Both?

I'm surprised there's no Loki X Svaðilfari rule 34.

you just haven't looked hard enough.

THE INTERNET SHALL PROVIDE!

But I wanted a sex scene.

wat

What's it is implying by that is the viewpoint of a Deist, which means that once the Universe was created, there was no need for God to do anything.

Finally, someone who get's it, have my toomb

He came

Im actually frighted about the covenant, the idea of an advanced race could just turn our planet to glass just because we don't agree with them.

What i learned from Halo is that blind faith is stupid.

sauce?

thoreal

Your "Great Journey" is a lie.

Heresy! Kill the demon blarg!

Long live Myrrah!

wortwortwort!

Perhaps I should clarify.

He's bald, gray, and appears to have no nose.