The rare, Friendzone level: 99

I've been working the past week to get up my comment levels.
Have a Gif.

I just stared at this for 5 minutes. What the fuck am I watching?

and why can't I look away?

kitteh mouth thing

u want sum fuk?

Why ever not, friend.

Sure.

Only for you batman.

Well... I do feel nice today

In all honesty I am quite surprised to see that people actually thumbed this up, nice to see that there are still good people out there :D

I'm only doing it because I can.

Thanks bros! :D

That's gross.

Guys.. read this guy's name...
It's humor that you all mistook for an opinion.

Thank you.

Glad to help out.

Against my face....

What if I told you

Her keeping you around like a little pet knowing you have feelings for her makes her a bitch

Not everyone has feelings for their female friends though. People by nature just assume that every guy wants every girl.

Generally guys do want every girl, just on varying levels

This is true but you understood what I meant. Not everyone is seeking a relationship. I myself am more like a gay best friend so much so that most of my female friends' boyfriends wouldn't mind me staying the night with them.

">Post picture of female and male who aren't engaging in Brazilian fart porn"

My sides.

Nope. Eighteen year old virgin by choice.

I'm just not a total fuckwit, like most people on this site.

i'm with this guy

same

By choice, suuuuure


I'm just kidding

HEY you're completely right

I waited until i was 18, and i had plenty of chances. I just decided not to be a tramp with no morals. :3

brazzers* fart porn

and they will never know who raped them, because i will be gone when they wake up...

you must get a lot of notifications

I do.

You're disgusting.

you're sexy

Did you read my name?

i did, and i find your name sexy
it has feet in it
i like feet

As do I!

lets fuck

<3