HA-. . AND THEN I REALIZED: THE NEXT DAY I NEED A HANDMAID... OCD O FILTHY M IN THE SURVIVAL KIT?! so A HOMELESS MAN KNOCKED AT MY DOOR YESTERDAY, ASKING FOR PO HA- AND THEN I REALIZED: THE NEXT DAY NEED A HANDMAID OCD O FILTHY M IN SURVIVAL KIT?! so HOMELESS MAN KNOCKED AT MY DOOR YESTERDAY ASKING FOR PO
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AND THEN I REALIZED:
THE NEXT DAY
I NEED A HANDMAID...
OCD O
FILTHY M
IN THE SURVIVAL KIT?!
so A HOMELESS MAN
KNOCKED AT MY DOOR
YESTERDAY, ASKING FOR
PORN!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
LET ME CHECK...
SOME PORN FOR A POOR,
HOMELESS MAN WHO HAS
NO PORN OF Hrs OWN’...
SORRY,
THIS IS ALL
I COULD FIND.
A FURNITURE
CATALOGUE?!
WELL, THERE ARE SOME
WOMEN IN IT. YOU CAN SEE
THEIR ANKLES...
THAT WILL HAVE
To Do: I GUESS... HEY, no you WANT A WARM
MEAL on SOMETHING?
NO, PM FINE,
THANKS.
ALL OUR PORN
IS DIGITAL NOW!
Cie)
SO IF TECHNOLOGY FAILS...
ARE TH ERE
AGAAIN ES
DON' T OPEN THEM,
THEY' RE FOR EMERGENCIES.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - auraguardian
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(11/15/2012) [-]
i found some old retro magazines when i was 12, i still have them, and to quote stepbrothers, its like masturbating in a time machine.
#4 to #3 - daerkxp
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#21 to #4 - ghostlespaul
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(11/16/2012) [-]
there is **** for a reason
#19 - sandnigglets
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User avatar #2 - KayRed
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(11/15/2012) [-]
There is this one (I'm assuming) homeless woman that has been pregnant for about a year now, who just goes around asking for money for a train ticket to Warminster at the trainstation by my campus.
#6 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle
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(11/16/2012) [-]
"pregnant for about a year now"

User avatar #7 to #6 - KayRed
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(11/16/2012) [-]
About my reaction. Funny thing is, she isn't even showing.
#8 - lulzdealer
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User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf
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(11/16/2012) [-]
for a sec there, I thought that was Blair.....
User avatar #11 to #9 - adunsaveme
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(11/16/2012) [-]
****, me too

Who is it really? I have a hunch (inb4 hunchback) but I'm not sure
User avatar #26 to #11 - kingofunnyjunk
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Her name is Zone-tan
User avatar #12 to #11 - redwolfradolf
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lulzdealer
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(11/16/2012) [-]
look up zone sama on youtube or newgrounds.
User avatar #28 to #13 - adunsaveme
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I wasn't sure it was zone
User avatar #23 to #8 - iarethesecks
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Kinda looks like the hentai key mascot.
User avatar #27 to #23 - ivoryhammer
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Probably because it is
#29 to #27 - iarethesecks
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k
#5 - thegrandwazoo
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(11/16/2012) [-]
<I just use this, no accessories required.
#14 to #5 - guye
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(11/16/2012) [-]
seen enough porn to make my own porn :3
seen enough porn to make my own porn :3
#20 - remsaman
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(11/16/2012) [-]
she goes to an emergency survival kit for a bandaid? what if its the apocolypse and you cut your finger on a dog food lid?
User avatar #25 - stocxt
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I'd print out every pornographic image I have then laminate them and organize them in books. I could fill a library.
#17 - nathanielcockburn
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(11/16/2012) [-]
**nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #1568867 at MLP Friendly Board **



what i keep in my survival kit
#10 - skuser
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(11/16/2012) [-]
This have been posted so many times, that I started to use it as a reaction pic.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4231427/Internet+porn+does+wonders/3#3

#1 - isuckdickformoney
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(11/15/2012) [-]
ever been so poor your legs fall off?
also repost
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