HA-. . AND THEN I REALIZED: THE NEXT DAY I NEED A HANDMAID... OCD O FILTHY M IN THE SURVIVAL KIT?! so A HOMELESS MAN KNOCKED AT MY DOOR YESTERDAY, ASKING FOR PO
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HA-

AND THEN I REALIZED:
THE NEXT DAY
I NEED A HANDMAID...
OCD O
FILTHY M
IN THE SURVIVAL KIT?!
so A HOMELESS MAN
KNOCKED AT MY DOOR
YESTERDAY, ASKING FOR
PORN!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
LET ME CHECK...
SOME PORN FOR A POOR,
HOMELESS MAN WHO HAS
NO PORN OF Hrs OWN’...
SORRY,
THIS IS ALL
I COULD FIND.
A FURNITURE
CATALOGUE?!
WELL, THERE ARE SOME
WOMEN IN IT. YOU CAN SEE
THEIR ANKLES...
THAT WILL HAVE
To Do: I GUESS... HEY, no you WANT A WARM
MEAL on SOMETHING?
NO, PM FINE,
THANKS.
ALL OUR PORN
IS DIGITAL NOW!
Cie)
SO IF TECHNOLOGY FAILS...
ARE TH ERE
AGAAIN ES
DON' T OPEN THEM,
THEY' RE FOR EMERGENCIES.
...
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User avatar #3 - auraguardian (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i found some old retro magazines when i was 12, i still have them, and to quote stepbrothers, its like masturbating in a time machine.
User avatar #2 - KayRed (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There is this one (I'm assuming) homeless woman that has been pregnant for about a year now, who just goes around asking for money for a train ticket to Warminster at the trainstation by my campus.
#6 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle (11/16/2012) [-]
"pregnant for about a year now"

#5 - thegrandwazoo (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<I just use this, no accessories required.
#20 - remsaman (11/16/2012) [-]
she goes to an emergency survival kit for a bandaid? what if its the apocolypse and you cut your finger on a dog food lid?
User avatar #25 - stocxt ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I'd print out every pornographic image I have then laminate them and organize them in books. I could fill a library.
#17 - nathanielcockburn ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
**nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #1568867 at MLP Friendly Board **



what i keep in my survival kit
#10 - skuser (11/16/2012) [-]
This have been posted so many times, that I started to use it as a reaction pic.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4231427/Internet+porn+does+wonders/3#3

#1 - isuckdickformoney (11/15/2012) [-]
ever been so poor your legs fall off?
also repost
User avatar #24 - colegaleener (11/16/2012) [-]
Why not use your printer?
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User avatar #22 - thedarkestrogue (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow. I know for a fact this is a repost because I remember saying:

"Wtf is up with that hobos torso? Also he has no legs."

Don't question why i remember. Just accept it.
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